stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉
@hellamews.bsky.social
call me moose 🍁 | she/her | +30 | Sapphic🏳️🌈Ace | helluva boss & #stolitz brainrot | MDNF 🔞 | same @ on the bird site & tumblr & insta | hellamews.carrd.co
the way I know I drew a very wishcasty sketch before m0 came out and I cannot find it for the life of me now
Mister Too Much Imp To Simp spending the entire morning listening to love ballads after his fight with his transactional fuck buddy
One of the most important fandom rules to live by to be happy is, you do not need to voice an opinion about every subject, even if you have Feelings about it. Will saying something contribute to your or anyone else's enjoyment? No? Then sometimes it's okay and even good to say nothing!
🚨 LIMITED TIME C0MMISSIONS 🚨 my work hours got cut this month ;_; taking as many as I can to survive!! after August, I don't know when I'll reopen! The easiest way to contact me is through discord @ yamastard or bsky!! Please share if possible ;_;
#StolitzKissWeek is back for the third year in a row! We're celebrating Stolitz Smooches the week before Season 3 airs (October 4-10)! There's twice as many prompts to choose from this year, but feel free to make whatever, as long as it's about our fave disasters kissing!
> saw hadestown tonight > my playlist on the ride home
shoutout to the cashier at no frills that liked my stolas bag 🫶
his birthday! his birthday! it’s his birthday!
We are so excited to start introducing our amazing contributors! Up first is CHARIS! Yahoo! ☽⋆.˚ @42paintbrushes.bsky.social ⋆.˚☾ #stolsticezine #stolitz
if y'all were a fan of the stolas i posted yesterday, you should take a peek at the wip i just posted on [redacted] www.patreon.com/hellamews/po...
Stolas fantasizing about kissing Blitz? Cute. But if we see Blitz fantasizing about kissing Stolas I will NOT survive.
bsky doesn't like my latest art for some reason...
Hey everyone! We’d like to start introducing the creators of this amazing project! Beginning with our head honcho, our king bee: CoolBeesBro! 🐝 Follow @coolbeesbro.bsky.social #OwlPlosion2026
get to know your oomfs! name: moose age: 33 zodiac sign: 👯or🐔 birthday: 6/14 fave musical artists: i really only listen to video game soundtracks... country: elbows up 🏒 dream job: i do not dream of labour fave color: purble fave season: 🍁 birth year: 93
khosh 🦉🦎 parkouring assassiningly@khosh3kh.bsky.social · last wk.get to know your oomfs! name: khosh age: 34 zodiac sign: 🛑 birthday: jul 14 🇫🇷 fave musical artists: crane wives, noah kahan, rainbow kitten surprise country: i’m scared of lettuce dream job: bottom or wealthy widower fave color: oringe fave season: cold birth year: 92
