Christin Haws
@kikiwrites.bsky.social
Rumored to be a writer. Book 'em Danno host. Decidedly unhip. Land of Lincoln Cleavage Queen 3 years running. (she/her)
Spent some time this afternoon using my baby chainsaw because I like to collect reasons why men should watch their tone when talking to me.
I turn on the game and the Cubs immediately give up two runs. I'm taking this personally.
My business manager forgot to tell me that we had to lock up tonight because he booked a union meeting last minute. Guess who now owns his soul.
RIP Peter Cullen. This scene went SO much harder than it had any right to, because of his performance.
Ditched out on work early to go to music bingo again. I still have no regrets.
Heartbroken over Tim Curry. The man is iconic. Every role was a masterpiece. Safe travels beyond the horizon.
The flags need to be at half-mast. Dolly Parton is irreplaceable. This is a devastating loss. Safe travels beyond the horizon.
I detected a slight chill in the air, so I had to make peach butter.
Living in a small town means running into people you know. And sometimes it means that two people who know each other run into each other and immediately start loudly hashing out drama in the parking lot, which means you're entertained the entire time you're pumping gas.
I am officially on vacation from the library for the next week. I'm going to clean my house and learn how to play the ukulele.
My niblings would absolutely get me this card and get us all in trouble.
Louis 〓〓@louishenwood.bsky.social · 3w agoAlways choose a typeface carefully
The band I saw tonight was a bunch of teens playing music from the '90s, so technically, they're an oldies band.
Two of my coworkers (sisters) introduced me to biscuits and chocolate gravy. Safe to say my life has been changed.
Last weekend, I saw a yacht rock band. Last night, I saw a '90s country band. Next week, I'm seeing grunge/metal/rock/pop-punk band. The weekend after that, I'm seeing a classic Americana band. Basically, I went full shuffle for my August gigs.
I missed part of this Cubs game. Why are the Royals dressed like the Bi flag? (Obviously, I approve.)
My dad got a motorized wheelchair. The cats are not fans.
I am entirely too excited about Cookie Monster singing the stretch.
I am oddly fond of Alcantara for reasons I cannot explain.
Oh, hey, last week was stupidly stressful so I totally forgot to mention that Episode 89 of Book 'em, Danno is live! It's the Season 7 finale. Five-O busts up a black market airline ticket scam, we say goodbye to Ben, and I do my usual arbitrary tallies. akakikiwrites.com/2026/07/31/b...
Book ’em, Danno–Episode 89
Season 7 comes to a close with a plane ticket extortion scam in “6,000 Deadly Tickets”. There’s also a season wrap and a meaningless tallies that I didn’t keep very good tra…
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My bestie took me as her plus one to a private party where I got to listen to a super yacht rock band. It's good to have connections.
I have spent so many days working on my jeeps this week. I know they're older vehicles, but they didn't both need to have a midlife crisis at the same time.
My jeep wouldn't start after work last night. So I spent my morning working on the other jeep so I can maybe go fix my jeep before I go into work this afternoon. And it's only Wednesday.
My dreams have been so out of pocket lately. Why are there zombie sharks in this McDonald's? Why does Tom Jones want me to block people on his Facebook? I don't have the password to his socials. Why are we exiting through the microwave like it's normal? It's not normal.
Here's how you solve the problem that happened at Wrigley Field: Simply stop playing the National Anthem before every single sports contest in America already.