jfc that's like ten 9/11's!

getting hit with a cross section of a testicule

the earthworm unc gene

it don don me

suctioned too close to the sun

meditation is clutch

smokus pocus

The second is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the caesium (Cs) frequency, ΔνCs, the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of the Cs-133 atom, to be 9192631770 when expressed in the unit hertz, which is equal to s−1.

You have to understand that the beach being closed during summer vacation is the most hardship your average white middle class american has ever faced

losing job life = fun life time

Hey look, we built The Thing from the movie Don't Build The Thing!

The Wutang department of computer science AI lab

how to get a cat to give you personal space

tactical toothbrush

bubbly autonomy

they're wracking up gator tails, they're ripping the avalanche pipe

AI is really scary

hi this is dunstance dunce checking how may i fail you?

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A dog on a beach just makes sense

shut up drugs i'm trying to talk

being balls deep in a cave and getting asked your pronouns

jaywalking should always be jayrunning

prankless harm 🥀

that's nearly dickless nick... nearly dickless? why would he be nearly dickless?