please help!! i am 11 years old!!!
@kimcaiman.bsky.social
(Pounding on the cage walls) ITS ME KIM PLEASE REMEMBER ME ITS KIM CAIMAN IM STILL HERE IM STILL ALIve I exist
I miss my brother so much it’s kind of horrible I’m
Still doing bad but went to art gallery today
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
collective unconscious (2024) portrait forest
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
Yet again, the Game UI Database is being scraped to the point that it's getting knocked offline. Even Cloudflare's "I'm under attack" mode isn't working. I just wanted to create a resource for real designers. I'm getting so fucking sick of this.
Social Caterpillar ($3.24) - a stylish puzzle adventure that'll have you racking your brain to find the right patterns as you push yourself to be able to socialize more. built for replays; there's more going on than just a 'keep at it!' feel good message. store.steampowered.com/app/3514940/...
If I play the new femblem game whose talking to me about it
Denshattack! ($14.99) - take a skateboarding game like Olliolli, crank the ridiculousness by 20, give it a Dreamcast-era aesthetic, and then make the skateboard into a train. and it has a killer OST featuring everyone from Lotus Juice to Takenobu Mitsuyoshi store.steampowered.com/app/2524850/...
Blippo+ ($8.99) - a unique sim of the stranger days of TV - now beamed to you from another planet entirely. feels like something from the glory days of 'multimedia CD-ROM', but shined to an incredible finish. wickedly funny, deeply memorable. store.steampowered.com/app/3323850/...
Undernauts: Labyrinth of Yomi ($17.99) - you're a warrior-employee for corps looking to harvest the riches of dungeons. battle for survival - and to punch the clock and get a paycheck. great for people new to Wizardry style games but are curious about them. store.steampowered.com/app/1570510/...
and when i say 'committing to a darker take on Pac-Man' i mean he is constantly saying and doing shit like this. (also Shadow Labyrinth was directed by the Kirby and the Amazing Mirror guy, Tomoaki Fukui. really!)
Forbidden Solitare ($11.67) - horror devs Night Signal team up with solitaire wunderkinds Grey Alien Games to make... horror solitaire. you've found a copy of the extremely rare, controversial 90s game Forbidden Solitaire - and have so much to learn about it. store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
Panthalassa ($11.19) - a point and click down in the deep sea, where you are an autonomous submarine that, after malfunctioning, reawaken in a body not your own, in a world you do not recognize. catalog fish and solve mysteries through the eyes of a machine. store.steampowered.com/app/2955720/...
Demon Tides ($19.99) - if you NEED shmoovement in your platformers, you NEED Demon Tides. the elevator pitch is Wind Waker meets Bowser's Fury, with wildly sharp and inventive movement. huge rec in general, but especially for time trial perfectionist types. store.steampowered.com/app/2585890/...
Fuck's Quest II ($2.99) - perhaps genius level commitment to being incredibly fucking stupid. there's surprisingly deft skill applied here to make the dumbest zelda-like possible, feeling like a pinnacle of the kind of thing you'd see during newgrounds' peak. store.steampowered.com/app/3545150/...
Truck-Kun Is Supporting Me From Another World?! ($15.99) - Crazy Taxi, Emergency Call Ambulance... some Carmageddon???... all get thrown into the isekai genre, where it's your job to help the otherworldly hero... by running over MORE things and people! store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/...
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
This is insane.
pokémon npcs before they challenge you to a fight:
This flower shop had the best signs
Me: (having a severe mental breakdown and trying to talk to Ingrid about how isolation and lack of support was a bit part of it) Ingrid: it sounds like you have a lot of resentment to ME and there needs to be more room for grace and error for ME!! (Anyways my friend is handling messaging her now)
Okay I want to watch goodbye Lara and my go. And also start gundam