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castlevania goated btw

bf was singing the Drake and Josh theme song and i earnestly asked him if it was Nickelback

they’re saying i’m gonna be ok

sigh

i loved an angel and it made me weak

happy pride

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

got on the stairmaster for the first time today and lasted all of 20 minutes that shit is a mental illness

hello

i want a cigarette!!!

got a new lil critter

real yearners know you can yearn yourself sick

i got a zofran prescription this might just be the best day of my life

sorry i haven’t been posting i had to obtain a new hobby so i’d stop harassing my situationship

imagine hating me and i’m just at home like this

hearing other people’s perspective on the way i speak is so jarring like what do you mean i don’t sound like an incoherent mess to you?

tummy ache. this life is a prison.

dudes be sucking and sniffin toes but the second i wanna sniff an armpit, i’m the bad guy ??

hi guys

drove 30 minutes to see me for 20 #MyType

back hurts so bad i’m nauseous on this plane

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

there are cathedrals everywhere or whatever the quote is

forgot how fun life can be when i’m not losing my fuckin mind over a loser

got the irreversible ick

all i want is for red bull to bring the lime flavor back

my goal in this life is to be as off putting and weird as possible while only spending time with those who find it endearing