Any excuse to tell my favourite dirty joke: Why are gays bad at boxing? Because they think this 🤌 is a fist

David Gerard@davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 22h ago

I'm all for saving the planet, but I'm in a Subway this evening and the straws are NAKED. That's a step too far for me.

This weekend have had both a plumbing emergency AND a slate fall off the roof. Never rains but it pours etc. Literally at the moment.

Our work gives out random freebies. I don't personally find this "slightly yellow" water too off-putting, but I suspect I'd be in a minority.

Not just an airbender but a full on bender, as it turns out, which knowing kinky artists might actually reduce the amount of fanart I see.

Theo@kinkytheo.com · last wk.

Sometimes you're watching an animated show and think... now that's a boy I'm going to see taking a lot of dick on Bluesky

Proof that I'm an optimist. I saw a new button had appeared in a piece of software that I use regularly and I was momentarily interested.

I do feel a little bit guilty for using his photoshoot room as my clothes airing room

Yossi ➡️ Doggy Weekend@yossikink.bsky.social · last wk.

New rubber day

Sometimes you're watching an animated show and think... now that's a boy I'm going to see taking a lot of dick on Bluesky

Also shoutout to bestie himbo pup @yossikink.bsky.social 🥰

Disobedient twinks are an ethical source of protein

Jake 🔜 Furcation 🎸🐺🎶@jakewolf.bsky.social · 4w ago

Boigers Burgers made by twinks

Florence Welch meeting a gay couple: who is the lamb and who is the knife

I worried about Sam having to spend a day with my nieces and then it was me that managed to smash two of them into each other in an explosion of blood and tears

But make sure to get his consent first

Luca. Perfect sunny escapism, gay vibes, not challenging at all, and cute rainy scenes towards the end.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Name a good movie for watching on a rainy day

There's a jewelry stall in this shopping centre advertising permanent welded jewelry (bracelets, anklets etc.) and I can't see that as anything other than kinky.

Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2mo ago

Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, Page Six reports.

Got leg cramp last night in bed and whimpered, which made Sam wake up screaming

It used to be that to embarrass shy subby boys you'd send them into a supermarket to buy just lube and a cucumber in the same order. This simplifies things. Though finding a checkout with actual human staff nowadays might be a bigger challenge.

Ryan Matthews@ryanmatthews3.bsky.social · 2mo ago

was back in my hometown recently and saw this on the shelves in Sainsbury's 😵‍💫 😁 what is the world cumming to 😁

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

Doing some work this afternoon but keeping an eye on my boy

Didn't realise they'd released a size queen edition

There's more than one use for a sweltering room full of ropes and scaffolding

Archer seems very invested in Sam's spire slaying...

Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll* *my phone autobackups to a NAS and I delete everything from my gallery more than weekly. So you get the oldest thing I can find in my archive instead. Some random messing around, from perhaps 2009?

I somewhat enjoy driving, not that I'd do it without a purpose. But having spent 6½ hours in a car alone yesterday going to such thrilling locations as Halifax and Warrington, I wouldn't mind a week or two of zero miles...

We saw you across the bar and we like your vibe

Feels like a day for this. No reason.

Gailey 🍉@sarahgailey.bsky.social · 2y ago

Evergreen reminder

Oh I did appreciate Kit Connor bottoming though. Almost worth the time spent.

Theo@kinkytheo.com · 3mo ago

Watched the Heartstopper movie over the weekend for completeness. It felt extremely uneventful, which I already knew it would from the comics. I think the preceding series had a real purpose to it. The entire plot of the film was "teenagers getting angsty about being separated in their uni years".

Watched the Heartstopper movie over the weekend for completeness. It felt extremely uneventful, which I already knew it would from the comics. I think the preceding series had a real purpose to it. The entire plot of the film was "teenagers getting angsty about being separated in their uni years".