KT has a new dishwasher!

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Professional me (also cartoonist, Pepper and head-haver) (he/him) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kturtle/

The advantage of making up your own swear words is that other people won't recognize them as swear words and won't censor them. But some people aren't very good at making up their own swear words. So I'm stepping in to help. Try these on for size:

I want to say The Most Mysterious Song and Celebrity #6, but (1) those have both been solved, and (2) to me they were almost more interesting for being unsolved. Now they're just a nice song by an obscure band called FEX, and a photo of Spanish model Leticia Sardá.

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 6d ago

What's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story

The three little blind mice built their cottages out of porridge, but they wre too hot so they went for a walk, singing "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go." While they were out, Goldi-Snow Wolf creeped into their houses and ate them but they were too hot, cold, and just right.

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?” Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes. (WIP process in comments)

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