I’ve been awol again. Is there a recording of the recent conathonio q&a/event so that I may catch on my horny old manning?

I have so many Jack fics with lots of pairings to choose from! There’s cjizzy, cjizzy/hornigold, jackedhands, jack/hornigold, even jack/pete. Take your pic. My most recent Jack fic is Uber driver Jack / political advisor Izzy. archiveofourown.org/works/67689191

Jack-Off Week@jasckoffweek.bsky.social · 4w ago

Thursday prompts!! Use 1, 2, or all 3! Calico cats? fabric? Jacks? Show us your favorite art or fics about - ME! YAR-DIES YAR-DIES YAR-DIES! #JackOffWeek #JOW

Ed may have been the first one to fuck Izzy…. but Jack was the first one to make him squirt.

Lucius sniffs out what’s going on and facilitates a conversation. It gets very awkward when Jack and Izzy immediately drop to the floor and start making slow, weepy love, holding each other’s faces and licking into each other’s mouths.

Kizzy Basilica Meow@kizzymeow.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jack acting as sadistic dom as he thinks that’s what Izzy probably likes based on what he knows about Ed … vs Izzy who just wants soft love-making and care, but who’s so used to obeying Blackbeard that he doesn’t question it. #ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands

Jack acting as sadistic dom as he thinks that’s what Izzy probably likes based on what he knows about Ed … vs Izzy who just wants soft love-making and care, but who’s so used to obeying Blackbeard that he doesn’t question it. #ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands

Izzy and Jack taking turns to rim each other, and then make out about it. #ofmdnsfw #izzyhands

HAIRY SHOULDERS 🤤

I’ve been a bit MIA with some personal stuff but gosh I missed y’all. Good to be back.

three men are standing next to each other with one wearing a headband that says ' x '

Alt: Fang and Frenchie hugging Izzy and swaying.

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Ooh! Someone’s snuck into Izzy’s cabin to wake him up with a nice surprise. Who and what is it? #ofmd #izzyhands

When you type heated ravelry instead of Rivalry

a cartoon dog is sitting in a chair knitting

ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in a chair knitting

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This is so beautiful. Want to be in love with love and feel good about the world? Read this.

Becky🪼@killerweasel.bsky.social · 5mo ago

for @kizzymeow.bsky.social Title: Late Night Confessions Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Izzy, Lucius Pairing: Izzy/Lucius Word Count: 600 Rating: R A/N: Modern AU Summary: For Izzy, they aren't words easily given. archiveofourown.org/works/82860531

Hey friends, can I ask for some love or kind words? I’m going through the horrors and feeling a bit disconnected. Tell me something you like about me?

What if Izzy Hands is battling ye olde undiagnosed endometriosis and adenomyosis, and he’s still several years off late-onset menopause? Have we done this yet?

I’m curious, OFMD pairings/ships are you mainly reading on AO3 these days?

Twas the geocities days where I would print out paper copies to read and share with friends. Mostly fic about pop singers.

El 🦋🌸@ BOOK RELEASE DAY!!!📌@fereael.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Ok im curious and I want to see something! Everyone reply or QRT with the first fandom you read fan fic for, the platform you read it on, and how old you were at the time. I'll go first Fullmetal Alchemist, Fanfic.net, 15

I'm real bad about posting my #art, turns out. anyway if you haven't read @kizzymeow.bsky.social's incredible #OFMD fic Unknown Number yet, why haven't you???

Frog@sweetteamotion.bsky.social · 10mo ago

It was my pleasure to provide #OFMD #art, along with Sam's stunning works, for this incredible #OFMDBB fic of Kizzy's! Besides the new works, you may even recognize a certain #putEdInThis art of mine I posted here before... And what may be my first finished Ed/Izzy fanart??

Oh Con. Never change.

Thank you, friends. I wrote 1000 words on this today. Your encouragement means the world to me.

Kizzy Basilica Meow@kizzymeow.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Someone please make me finish writing this fic. I’ve left it so long that it’s hard to get back into. Tell me you want to hear about dragon Izzy.

Someone please make me finish writing this fic. I’ve left it so long that it’s hard to get back into. Tell me you want to hear about dragon Izzy.

Recipe no. 2 was DIVINE! A fair bit of prep with this but so SO worth it. I used chicken breast and air frier it, and it was so tasty. Highly recommend.

Kizzy Basilica Meow@kizzymeow.bsky.social · 8mo ago

The depression is bad but I’m trying out three brand new recipes this week which I’m excited about.

Creamy Coconut Peanut Noodles was a success! Dopamine win.

Kizzy Basilica Meow@kizzymeow.bsky.social · 8mo ago

The depression is bad but I’m trying out three brand new recipes this week which I’m excited about.

The depression is bad but I’m trying out three brand new recipes this week which I’m excited about.

Should I sign up for this…? The last time I did a reverse bang, I wrote Last Time Lover which is still one of my favourites.

OFMD Reverse Big Bang@ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Writer sign-ups for the #OFMDReverseBang open in four days! We already have over fifty artists working on incredible pieces for this year's RBB. Stay tuned for the sign-up link to join as a writer this year!

Quote with your crack fic! Stede trying to impress a virgin Izzy by doing silly magic tricks. It’s very short, stupid and sexy(?) archiveofourown.org/works/54509668

Space ✨🐙@spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Quote with your crack fic! I've got two that qualify. One is about Izzy winning Ed's first mate tryout. archiveofourown.org/works/45027124 The other is a Goldenboy Krakenverse parody of that Cut article making the case for age gap relationships. archiveofourown.org/works/56488828

Friends, I have recently discovered there are a few Taco Bells scattered around my country so I’m making a pilgrimage today. This feels Calico Jack core in a way I can’t explain. Time to #LiveMas.

a man wearing a sombrero and a purple taco bell t-shirt

Alt: a man wearing a sombrero and a purple taco bell t-shirt is walking into a taco bell

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Modern AU Izzy singing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road at Hornigold at karaoke. Izzy’s angry-crying through the last chorus, his eyeliner running. Hornigold is unnervingly calm. Ed and Jack exchange a look.

Title: A Christmas Gift Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Izzy, Jack Pairings: Izzy/Jack Word Count: 100 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Izzy gives Jack a gift. archiveofourown.org/works/76365806

👍 Like if you like Izzy Hands 👍

I'm back on my bullshit: writing Cjizzy.

🚨RARE PAIR ALERT🚨 Keen for physics professor Izzy? Ever wanted to read Izzy with a cis woman? Feel like there's not enough Anne Bonney pov in fic? DO I HAVE THE FIC FOR YOU... archiveofourown.org/works/75572546

Kizzy Basilica Meow@kizzymeow.bsky.social · 9mo ago

🚨Mixed Messages🚨 At long last, my Annie/Izzy 6k oneshot fic is ✨LIVE!✨ I've absolutely loved every minute of writing this one and I'm so excited to share it with you. Please let me know what you think! archiveofourown.org/works/75572546 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #israelhands #izzyhandsva