Woke up thinking it was Friday Got me again, Thursday You heartless bastard
Kristen Lippert-Martin
@klipmart.bsky.social
writing, cycling, Campari & democracy (order of importance changes on a daily basis)
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We are already deep into inadvertent static electricity shock your cat season. Prepare your apologies in advance, folks #cats
It’s the time of year when everyone asks me what size clothing and shoes everyone else in the family wears and like a boss I simply know it all like a 12-digit encryption code
Is he gone yet? Could he be gone today, please?
Did not expect my hometown of Oneida NY to feature so prominently* in “Death by Lightning”! *prominently in the LOL sense
I have a theory that every piece of Halloween Laffy Taffy you consume stays in your body forever like a gooey bezoar. No, this doesn’t stop me from eating it. 🎃👻💀
The words “stocking” and “stuffer” appeared in an email I just received Man, come on! I haven’t even bought any candy corn yet!
Boy oh boy when you tell the algorithms that you like cat pix, you’re gonna get some damn cat pix
Incredible to think these footprints across my bedspread are from the Triassic Period! 66 million years ago, some creature walked across this expanse of blanket on its way to getting more comfortable elsewhere. Just incredible that they’ve been preserved from the elements for so long! #cats
I have to carry a bunch of heavy boxes while going down the stairs in a moment. I hope the cats are rested up and ready to get in my way.
My new dream job is writing those short, uplifting biographies & updates about sassy rescue elephants.
This is the time on Friday when I open a bottle of Prosecco, pour a glass, and then crush the foil I took off the cork into a wee ball for my cat to play with
Just think of all the time and energy that man has stolen from our lives
I still can’t get over the fact that I have to do laundry AGAIN
I had two heroes as a child: Henry Winkler & Mark Hamill and OH MY GOD, I had good taste as a kid!
I hope “opening a giant bottle of Prosecco and spraying the crowd with it” is a course they teach every young rider because you’re at a huge disadvantage otherwise. #giroditalia2025
I’m not saying I watch cycling just for the winner’s tears but wow, the way these guys turn themselves inside out, leaving their guts and heart on the road is nothing short of magnificent! #giroditalia2025
Sure, sure you think you’re cool but do you have brandy snifters with your initials on them?
Nothing warms my heart on my birthday like automated messages from various corporate entities!
Until I got on IG I did not know something about myself: I will watch any goddamn thing relating to baby donkeys
Looks like there’s a new pope for my MIL to meet! I believe she’s met 3 popes so far, which is more than some heads of state ever meet. I guess that’s where the saying comes from: Never underestimate the wily pope-meeting ways of a catholic lady from Brooklyn.
If you’re drinking Penelope bourbon and have a silver cat on your lap, lets form a club
When I said my wedding vows I did not agree to watching day 2 of the NFL draft