'If I get the opportunity, I'm snacking on Eric Cartman's head.'
Eddie Brock & Venom ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (parody)
@klyntarhero.bsky.social
๐ท MVRP. ๐ท Dark themes. ๐ท Parody. ๐ท Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' ' ๐ท Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy. ๐ท Mun is 33. ๐ท Written by #Trashmouth. ๐ท Avenger!
Venom and Eddie are setting up their new podcast: Lethal Takes.
// It's not your fault at all, you didnt do anything wrong..The dude is just a sick fuck
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'Eddie and I.' "Buddy, you don't speak for me, remember?"
๐๐๐๐@mr-resurrection.bsky.social ยท 2w ago"Who's we?"
Venom is sleeping peacefully while Eddie is up and about.
//darkkingscaris Block this inferior creature as it bothers other ceaselessly.
//Understand that every moron I call out is to protect you all and hopefully begin to instill a sense of order and no-nonsense with these inferior creatures. I look out for all of you because it's right.
//Just report this idiot for spam or something JFC.
Venom tensed up, cocking his head as he accessed the hive mind. 'Holy fuck. Annie?' "That's not funny, man." 'Feel what I feel.' "Yeah, that-that's Anne."
//I'm both surprised and not surprised by seeing Stu Macher. I saw Amber Freeman on here yesterday.
Venom is chilling in his and Eddie's room. 'Ah, I ask you, Eddie. Does it get better than this?' "Gotta admit, it's better being in a hotel room without being wanted by police."
"You realize you can't go around eating brains on vacation, right?" 'I know. You have the reserves, right?' "Yeah. Hershey's, chilled and not melted." 'Good. It'll do.' #MadripoorNights
'Eduardo! We are going to party!' "Sorry, what?" 'We're gonna soak up the sun and have some fun.' "Will you tell me what's going on?" 'Shush your puny human mouth!'
((OOC: This is all of Lapis mun's RP accounts that I know of. Just please be aware of this person's ridiculously inappropriate behavior & fetishism. They will come to your DMs and immediately push lewd RP instead of talking to you like a person or getting to know your muse. Okay, Nef out. ๐บ ))
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๐๐ข๐ธ . ใ@msmirage.bsky.social ยท last mo.(( The mun for valorcerberian.bsky.social sonofhatred.bsky.social and hellfireblade.bsky.social (might have other accts) pushed some heavy boundaries with me in DMS and I just wanted to clarify the situation. This person DMed me first, and very very immediately started asking me about lewd RP. ))
'Generative AI belongs in the trash. Fuck it and don't fuck any pea-brained nitwit who uses it. Let them die the worthless mutt virgins they are.'
//Do I have everyone's attention now? This account puts NO EFFORT into the many slop accounts it has, only wants ships, and does LEWD TO UNDERAGE MUSES!
'They have acid blood and a secondary jaw and a sharp tail. And they're far from stupid. They're a scourge on the cosmos.'
๐๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ข๐๐ก๐ข ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ข@migiandshinichi.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Ew... That sounds gross... But they shouldn't be a problem for me."
'The Xenomorphs. They incubate in hosts and erupt through their chests.'
๐๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ข๐๐ก๐ข ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ข@migiandshinichi.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"What bugs."
'Eddie. The Bugs are back.'
//If you don't like seeing me call out creeps, then kindly get lost. I'm gonna do it. Get over it. It honestly says a lot about you that you don't want to see it.