We've more or less exhausted our ammo stockpile for zero tangible result and we're going to agree to let the Iranians charge $4 a barrel Danegeld/protection to let oil through Hormuz. So much winning. Art of the deal. MAGA.
Rob Jacques
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Cryptic crossword compiler for The Indy & The Blizzard (as Knut), The FT (Julius), The Daily Telegraph (Toughies as Hudson), The Times (QC as Bjorn), The Observer (Calypso) and The Guardian (Hat) Location: Freiburg, Black Forest
The "Kemi's doing a great job as our leader" mob bears an uncanny resemblance to the SW Norfolk constituency ass'n who confidently backed Liz to stand again at the last election despite her having blown up the bond market and been forced to resign as PM before the ink was dry on her name plate
It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.
Sample clue from my puzzle on the back page of today's Telegraph: Prince Andrew gutted when thrown in nick (5)
Rainfall predicted: a shitload Actual rainfall: zip, zilch, nada. 'kinell.
Kemi Badenoch’s candidates: Grant Shapps out Former neo-Nazi with criminal record in open.spotify.com/episode/6WqM...
Should a former neo-Nazi be allowed to stand for election?
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Any MP that shows such a spectacular lack of understanding about what they comment on should be recalled.
This is profoundly upsetting
A handful of Brucie Bonuses in my crossword in The Independent today: puzzles.independent.co.uk/games/crypti... “Give us a twirl!” Games with King Brucie at the front, terrific (6)
I guess he's just lucky there's no record of him supporting Net Zero
Swiss Toni sold more cars than Elon last month
Tesla's new car registrations in Italy fell 77% year-on-year in July, after a 43% increase the month before, data from the Italian transport ministry showed on Monday. The U.S. electric vehicles maker sold 105 cars in the country last month, accounting for a 0.09% market share.
Seems to be a take your pick day: Writer - funny, droll, died (3,6) Writer died - droll, that's funny (3,6)
20-odd years ago, The Guardian's TV critic reviewed the drama Tipping The Velvet, in which we see Anna Chancellor pleasuring her maid with a truncheon covered in leather. He wrote: "It's not every day one sees a leather-clad dildo on the BBC. Unless it's Jeremy Clarkson."
My solve of Dice's/ @guineverecryptic.bsky.social lovely Quiptic from last week. youtu.be/0FqZVF42ekE?...
Guardian Quiptic Crossword (No. 1,392) by Dice
YouTube video by Pat Cousins
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My second Genius puzzle for @theguardian.com ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ Thanks to @alanconnor.bsky.social for the slot. Lucy @henriwords.com and @mister-norm.bsky.social for testing. Looking forward to seeing what the solvers make of it… if that’s you - enjoy & good luck! 😁 www.theguardian.com/crosswords/2...
Genius crossword No 278
Deadline for entries is 23:59 BST on Saturday 5 September
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Looking forward to reading indefatigable truth-seeking journo Isabel Oakeshott's deep dive into the complex financial arrangements at Reform
Nigel Farage just took a question from a 'journalist' at his press conference, who turned out to be his former chief adviser Raheem Kassam, who asks him why the media are being so unfair to him
Not sure who did this but they should be arrested immediately.
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My topical clue for this week's Puzzles Edit newsletter for @theobserveruk.bsky.social: Why characters in Saltburn said they had such successful chemistry as a team? (2,4,7)
A month and a half ago, I'd written that Infantino was entering the most dangerous time of his presidency, and that many who were said to "support" him were exasperated with his autocratic style of "governance". It is *very* pleasing, delicious indeed, to see this catastrophe unfold. Gianni's toast.
The Tories scratching their heads about being also-rans in Manc probably voted to make Johnson leader, believed his oven-ready bollocks, enthusiastically supported Truss and thought Philp and Jenrick were rising stars.
I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass. I see you Madeley…
More people voted for Restore than for the Conservatives in the Manc mayoral election. That's *Restore* led by Rupert Lowe, a man who tweeted his approval for the lunatic Republicans grilling Anthony Fauci the other day and promised he'd do the same to Chris Witty.