Jade The Kobold
@kobold.fun
Wanna sit on the couch and play games? No thoughts, head empty. Only love and fire. Game dev, convention organizer, gay internet lizard. Sidhe/Her Youtube Link: http://kobold.fun
Me: Maybe she's sick... Hey, Sick - Seven, is that anything? My son: *disappointed glare, followed by a scathing hand-wobble*
It's the time of year where people put out two-story tall inflatable werewolves in their yard and just expect me to be normal about it.
Chiitan wants the world to be a safe place for transgender people a place where you can rest, speak, and be loved🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 love you all I will keep asking for that place until I disappear I hope good-hearted transgender people can live with pride and peace🌈
Looking up solutions to software problems is like "oh, you have to set Do_Not_Work to False" Then you roll your eyes, because obviously you turned off Do_Not_Work, only to find out that you didn't and it fixes all your software, money, and relationship problems.
@kobold.fun is a princess as well as a cat, so here she is as a magical girl. Cutie Mew-Mew Magic GOO!! Nyaaahahaha~! #art #cute #Deltarune #kobold
My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries
What if you just poured pepto bismol directly into your eyes? #sgdq
Someone posted this in my server and I just want everybody to see it...
I'm all hopped up on REM from trippin dream-mode on the honkshoo starrail.
I am dead. This has killed me. It has instantly teleported me 2m below ground and erected a cartoon RIP gravestone above my head.
Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.
My kiddo has a joke book. "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" Sadly, I am incapable of playing along. "Because of The Incident..."
I saw this at a garage sale and RAN back to my car to grab my phone.
This is the most detailed 3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell to date, obtained using X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy datasets. 🔬🧪
So I opened a box and found some old cards I thought I had lost. This is probably worth DOZENS of dollars!
I'm like a lightbulb. I'm here to brighten your day! Unless I'm burnt out
Don't worry Microsoft Excel, I also know what it's like to think something is a date and be wrong...
Google. Why... why would you ever think this is what I'm asking about...
Welcome back up, site for sending important information across the world. I have a borgur. I choose to use this platform to tell you this. It is mushroom Swiss and very tasty.