Koboldgal?

@koboldman.bsky.social

Average 'net kobold and liker of all things chonki or thicc ;3 19, she/her, (θ∆?), poly ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY 🔞NO MINORS🔞

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the square cube law is the worst enemy of fiction. Want a giant space station? Too bad, gravity would crush it. Want a dragon? Too bad, they'd have to be very small or else they'll have joint issues at BEST. ↓

𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 𝓂𝑜𝒹𝑒(™) 𝒜𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓉𝑒@wyvernrumps.bsky.social · 21h ago

Once you understand square cube law, you really get to appreciate just how much stuff is being shoved into some of those stomachs you see on the timeline

Kobold facts: the most popular sport for kobolds is NASCAR racing, but just for the pit crews. Kobold pit crews never leave the car and are often fixing broken parts as the vehicle is still moving. If you’ve never seen a full set of racing slicks changed at 80mph, you’ve never seen kobold racing.

~ A mysterious figure greets you, and invites you to their shop... ~ Their tail blocks your passage through the street!