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i'm not queer. i'm normal. everyone else is fucking stupid.

thoughts. incomplete, as thoughts are and must be.

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the problem with the grand theft auto games is that you never have to do any laundry

this is actually my own, personal, algorithm... that i brought from home.

why would you name the planets after gods? they aren't gods. i'm god.

view entire message hella underrated. love to view entire messages haha

COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.

after years and years of arduous toil i have DONE IT. i have completed a mathematical proof that will CONCLUSIVELY DEMONSTRATE that BART SIMPSON is, IN FACT, a BISEXUAL

nacho can blandy sanditch

my throbbing lymphatic system

i never eat my children. they mean very little to me.

the prostate is the gateway to the soul

i am the disco dancer and banana peels mean very little to me

my scuba suit cannot contain my erection

what has happened to poland? why has it disappeared? #thereisnomorepoland

the darkness has crawled under the covers with me. it is cuddling with my knees.

this is the tree from which my teeth grew

i am sexually attracted to self-annihilation

is my penis normal? (asking for myself)

how do i grow taller? (asking for a friend)

considering becoming the archangel raziel

i sometimes think about things

the pillow i bought for my cervix is not very effective