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he/him · 🇬🇷 · Developer (Kotlin, Java, JS) · weightlifter · Pokémon trainer

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

Yūgetsu 幽月 @tsukiyume.de · 4w ago

Heyho! Ich hätte zwei Games abzugeben. - Digimon Story Time Stranger (40€) - Assassins Creed Shadows (22€) Preise sind bereits mit Versandkosten. 👀 Fall Interesse besteht, einfach kurz anschreiben. Über Teilen würde ich mich natürlich freuen! :)

kosta @kosta.lol · 4w ago

My first manga/anime crush Karin Aoi from DNA²

Nico@kazushusora.eurosky.social · 4w ago

QTP with a female anime character you love ❤️ Minami Nanami supremacy 🙂‍↕️

kosta @kosta.lol · last mo.

Was at M'era Luna festival over the weekend for the first time. I'm not in the scene but it was an incredibly cool experience (with some of the kindest and open-minded people) and it certainly won't be my last time! 🖤 #Mera26 #meraluna

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

JD (by way of Blacksky)@jdot.blacksky.team · 3mo ago

Can I ask y’all a genuine question? In all your life online, what’s the greatest social media you’ve ever used?

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 3mo ago

'Exergaming' like Ring Fit Adventure could reduce early depressive symptoms, a new study claims. The study says exercise can reduce symptoms for people with subthreshold depression but sticking to a routine can be difficult, something games help with. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/exergam...

‘Exergaming’ like Ring Fit Adventure could reduce early depressive symptoms, study finds | VGC

Nintendo’s Switch game may be an “engaging tool for early mental health support”…

videogameschronicle.com

julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 3mo ago

MOTHERFUCKER

me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"

NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social · 3mo ago

30 billion street and environmental scans from Pokémon GO players were used to train US military drones www.resetera.com/threads/15...

Jessica Cogswell 🌸@jessicogs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Sorry, maybe I shouldn't say this but ahahah. I am very angry. So I went to Xbox's Fan Fest event to attend a preview event. And it was the most flagrant display of wealth imaginable. Five stories filled with caterers and hundreds of smiling faces there to assure me of the brand's strength.

Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · last yr.

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

Maddy@saladplainzone.bsky.social · last yr.

does anyone have the video where it's the direct guy going For The First Time In Ten Years... and then it's a dog

smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 3mo ago

As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Nintendo Direct is scheduled for tomorrow (June 9th) at 7 AM PT

Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Nintendo Direct set for tomorrow June 9th at 7AM PT (16 Uhr).

Maverick Games @maverick-games.com · 4mo ago

Welcome to CLUTCH 🟡

Welcome to CLUTCH // Official Reveal

YouTube video by Maverick Games

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kosta @kosta.lol · 4mo ago

I wish there was a way to get a tattoo of a song

Unmei no Hi: Tamashi tai Tamashi [GOHAN SSJ2 THEME]

YouTube video by starterku

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kosta @kosta.lol · 4mo ago

happy pride month! <3

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 4mo ago

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete] [1/4]

At the top of the comic it says "MY FITNESS COACH IS A" in yellow (first I and O replaced by a metal dumbbell and a cowbell weight respectively), and at the bottom of the comic it says "DARK WIZARD" in purple and blue with green smoke behind it, and the I replaced with e wizard tower.

Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach."

Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES."

Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says.

Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.

Panel 1: Shen and the Dark Wizard are standing near the gym's big wall mirror. There is a dumbbell laying on the ground between them, closer to the mirror. Shen is leaning forward, one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the wizard, and saying "Y'know, I'm not convinced you're even strong enough to BE a fitness coach."

Panel 2: Shen's hand points at the dumbbell on the ground near the mirror. He says "Lift that dumbbell."

Panel 3: The Dark Wizard saying "I already AM lifting it." Shen raises his arms in exasperated confusion, saying "What??"

Panel 4: Outside view of the gym. It, along with the chunk of earth it was standing on, is hovering in the air slightly, having dislodged itself from the ground below.

Panel 1: In the foreground, Shen is sweating and breathing heavily, resting his hands on his knees, having just run a mile on an outdoor track. Far away in the background, on the other side of the track, the Dark Wizard is holding a stopwatch and saying "AN 8 MINUTE MILE?? AND YOU HOPE TO SURVIVE HEARING EVEN THE WEAKEST ARCANE UTTERANCE??"

Panel 2: Shen stands up straight and swings around to look at the wizard. He raises his hands in an aggressive questioning pose and tells "HOW FAST IS >YOUR< MILE??"

Panel 3: The wizard has suddenly manifested right behind Shen and puts his long, bony hand on Shen's shoulder. Red sparks fly around them, as if the remnants of a teleportation spell. "instantaneous," he hisses.

Panel 1: The gym from the previous Dark Wizard comics is floating in some sort of colorful space-like void, with chromatic stars and billows of space glitter casting rainbow reflections onto its surface. From inside the gym, the dark wizard says "BEWARE!! FOR WE ARE NOW TRAVELING BETWIXT DIMENSIONS."

Panel 2: Closeup of the dark wizard's haggard face, dramatically bottom-lit with red. He says "All manner of monsters lurk here."

Panel 3: A black girl with messy buns and teal-ish green glasses enters. She's carrying a grey gym bag and wearing a sports a dark brown sports bra and tights, and a shiny pink poofy crop jacket, along with shiny pink velcro sneakers. The bell hanging above the gym's door produces a "DING" as she enters, enthusiastically stepping in.

Panel 4: Shen looks at her, holding his green water bottle to his face, with the dark wizard lurking in the background. Shen says "SHE seems pretty normal."

Panel 5: Shen spits out his drink as he sees her maxing out the leg press machine, her legs bulging with muscle and the footrest cracking under the pressure as the whole machine bends and threatens to fall apart.

Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 4mo ago

Hideo Kojima looking especially pleased with himself

Actual names@actualnames.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 4mo ago

you have to defeat her in shin megami tensei v three times to get all the routes

Jared Pechaček@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 4mo ago

HEIDI PLS

Heidi Klum looking like a veiled marble statue

kosta @kosta.lol · 5mo ago

This fight was probably the first and only time I broke a controller

PlayStation Park@playstationpark.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Big Monkey 'Dragon Ball GT Final Bout' PlayStation

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 5mo ago

kosta @kosta.lol · 5mo ago

I hurt my lower back last wednesday on my very last deadlift rep and today I can finally put on my socks without doing acrobatics 🙃 Should I take it easy and rest this week or go back to the gym on Friday for bench day? #FitnessSky #GymSky

Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5mo ago

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

Klu @dededaio.bsky.social · 5mo ago

genuinely was my first thought when i saw this (sonic was the second)

Scotty Ray@theterminizer.bsky.social · 5mo ago

You know my ass be falling in every time

A walkway across a pond in an urban park. The walkway is metal planks arranged in irregular rectangular shapes zig zagging back and forth and there's no railings or anything

Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · 5mo ago

I think the last three weeks at work have taught me that, if you're tracking down bugs in mountains of legacy code, AI is still dogshit lol

kosta @kosta.lol · 5mo ago

On my last leg day I miscalculated and put 187.5kg on the bar instead of 167.5kg for a 5x3 and was annoyed at how exhausted I was after only two sets. The remaining 3 felt so easy after lowering the weight. 192.5kg x1 was my last max so 200kg doesn't sound so scary anymore 😅 #FitnessSky #GymSky

kosta @kosta.lol · 5mo ago

I'm on @eurosky.social now and it was so easy to move. 10/10 would always recommend ✨

mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 5mo ago

We didn't deserve this day.

Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 6mo ago