heard tapping and whispering in the walls. think it's telling me to play Baldur's Gate 3 again
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whole account is spouting incoherent nonsense about your favourite games. hope that's okay xo he/him
finished Desktop Explorer in one sitting and now I fear I'm too powerful to be left alive
I'm pretty sure AI barely existed two years ago and now I have strangers telling me I wouldn't be able to cope without it
if EA ever takes part in any Pride events just remember they've just been bought by a company that gives the death sentence if you're part of the LGBTQAI+ community say it with me now "fuck EA"
if Jesus came back to life today I'd make him play Alan Wake 2 and tell him it's based off him
Yoooo Old Gods of Asgard again?? Hell yeah 🤩 This section was just as awesome as people said. Got proper Alan Wake "we sing" vibes, which is one of my favorite gaming moments in recent years.
I only talk to strangers. the moment we're acquaintances I'm known to cut the anchors
how I'm feeling knowing Fields of Mistria is coming to 1.0 today
Ascending Energy: Cosmic Light
ALT: Ascending Energy: Cosmic Light
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if you use the term "friendslop" around me I legally get to slop you in the mouth
someone give me a lobotomy so I can play Outer Wilds again for the first time
my review of Spiderman Brand New Day will be based off how many card games there are in the film
everyone that's muted me can you just unmute me for one sec I've got something to say
Fortune's Weave is going to be the best fire emblem because you get a Fucking Gun
they tell me there's no way to cheat death but I do it all the time by just closing the game before I get killed
happy Big Walk day to everyone that has friends
Timrobinson Sad Sad Funny
ALT: Timrobinson Sad Sad Funny
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the thunder and rain was so nice to hear that I thought about taking the whole day off just to listen in silence
what if I held your hands on a rain soaked day and admitted I don't care much for gears of war. would that be romantic Y/N?
might fuck around and release a trailer for a game I'll never make
'Big Walk' Reviews: Eurogamer 5/5 Nintendolife 8/10 Gamespot 9/10 InsiderGaming 10/10 OC (No score) opencritic.com/game/20855/b... MC PC 93: www.metacritic.com/game/big-walk/
when I say I'm going for a walk this is what I mean
House House's Big Walk is equally smart as their Untitled Goose Game in the way it wields its silliness, similarly playful and exuberant, and stuffed with innumerable delightful little touches. Otherwise, it's not much like Untitled Goose Game at all. Our review: https://bit.ly/3RFnP49
all the Pokémon trainers avoiding eye contact when they see a literal god walking behind me
The Office: Michael Scott's Unhappy Walk Away
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott's Unhappy Walk Away
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if I ever say "I don't feel like playing games today" then you can just take me out because that's a doppelganger and I'd never say that Shit
happy 27th birthday to Croc 2 (PS1) (Physical Disc not Digital)
far cry 4 is actually a horror game because of the bastard honey badgers
One thing about Desktop Explorer's puzzles is that you never know what to expect next. Across each chapter, a new gameplay feature is introduced, and even when playing by the fakeOS system's rules, you need to bend and break them now and then. Any true puzzle fan should play it ASAP.
under fire from whom don't fuck me off. bunch of nerds coming into my house telling me where to stick my cards I'll freak the Fuck out
K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case
the urge to play Pokémon comes out of nowhere but when it does it's all I can think about
waking up at 6am with heartburn and looking for someone to blame