On a complete whim today I was like, "hey, I wonder what that goofy stoner rapper from Maine I listened to a decade ago is doing" and he's doing 100% unironic eat the rich free Mangioni shit lmao This is why I can never quit SoundCloud

a lot of cis men learn about concepts like sex-positivity, kink, or intersectionality, and get very excited that they can now publicly air their undisguised misogyny, fascination with rape, and desire to punish women and if you call them on it they get to call you a prude but "progressively"

They should just run the Shane Gillis emu sketch on loop

Eric Stephen@ericstephen.bsky.social · 2d ago

the new liberty mutual monstrosity somehow makes us long for the dumb guy or the emu again

Very accurate summary of the current state of the surveillance machine.

Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle@theangrynoodle.com · 2d ago

They can’t figure out who’s out here hanging Black people here in the U.S., but they can sure find protestors, ex-girlfriends, and shoplifters. 🥴

I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF

DrawPlayDave@thedrawplay.com · 2mo ago

I have never been more eager for a website to update startnine.win

What are you talking about? StartNine won. He's going to be starting!

Jason B. Hirschhorn@byjbh.bsky.social · 3d ago

RIP StartNine.win

I guess we get to see all the "JJ McCarthy is actually good and it's just KOC play calling that sucks" theories tested

LA has the chance to do the most ethical thing

Not really sure what's up with some of these route concepts

These refs are trying to job LA sooooo bad in this game lol

That is 100% a catch

Denver is on the way to the most fraudulent 2-1 record in the league

ball is telling egregious lies. ball is a fanciful storyteller. do not trust ball.

This is what it looks like when the refs all bet on the home team to cover

Denver ethically deserves to lose this game so bad

That is the worst DPI call you could possibly imagine

I've barely been able to watch any of this game but checking in to see the score indicates both of these teams are fraudulent, because that confirms all my priors

Denver getting their defense blown apart while Puka is injured would do so much for my narrative agenda

The rest of the NFC North rn

He Can't Keep Getting Away With This

ALT: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This

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Dan Pizzuta@danpizzuta.bsky.social · 2w ago

Early numbers: Caleb Williams was blitzed on 81.3% of his dropbacks, per TruMedia

Buffalo is very lucky to have not broken the cardinal rule of the NFL: Thou shall not out Charger the Chargers

Minnesota is officially out of running backs

Oh shit Baker is really hurt that's unfortunate

Minnesota bailed out by Brian Flores yet again

At least we have Will Reichard

The amount of faith I have in this Vikings offense is so low I don't think it matters how good our defense is

Holy shit a successful run play

Definitely feels like the Vikings run game was Packers/Bears merchants in the first two weeks

This might be the worst officiating game (both ways) you could possibly imagine

Baker Mayfield is in hell right now

Absolutely nothing positive to say about the Vikings offense in this half so far