Krill🪩spiritually still in Ohio♠️left nipple president🦄

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28 | they/he | Yorkshire (UK) | canyon angel, Con O’Neill girlie | resident hot boy | Wetherspoons Reject | Twat Pack | writer, presenter, singer, lover, bastard | fibro bitch | no under 18s xo

i’m just like wym everyone watching this show isn’t immediately fascinated by and invested in the 20 yr plus long mutual pining mutually unrequited horror movie plot style relationship between the two leather daddy pirates

I need Izzy laughing at Stede leaning in the doorframe while Stede tries to get his obnoxious BMW off the drive in the snow. His reliable Ford Focus defrosted itself and is ready to go in 5 minutes