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Remember when grocery shopping was an errand instead of a major financial decision?
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Trump personally hired KZ without any background check. When it all went pearshaped, it was suddenly the media's fault. If Trump can't man up to the smallest mistakes, it doesn't bode well for the big issues
#Trump and #Musk deny throttling #Kyiv's access to #Starshield. So they're both a pair of spineless liars. The only people with any balls are the brave citizens of #Ukraine, after nearly five years of full scale war
#Trump has united the #Republican Party! Every single candidate in #November wants him to stay the fuck away from their campaign. Work your magic someplace else Fatso
The campaign trail will get tougher and tougher if Trump continues to gaslight the American people. Every gas station and supermarket scream -cost of living crisis
#Trump once boasted that "#Republicans will believe anything you tell them". But those words are being sorely tested now as Donald tries to gaslight them on the economy
Mispronouncing โcognitiveโ while bragging about acing a cognitive test is hall of fame stupid.
Trump: "It's called a coganative [sic] test. It's a very standard test, but very tough. There are few people in this audience that can -- once you get past the first question. They show you a lion, a bear, a giraffe, and a snake and they say, 'Which one is the lion?' Biden was unable to answer that"
Trump is considering bombing Iran with MOAB ordnance. Basically a firework show, declaration of victory and a US off ramp. This would satisfy his rube supporters but achieve little else
Donald flip flops again! -canceling the livestream execution of Nidal Hasan. Maybe he's worried about it impacting negatively on the midterms. But at this stage it's like a man changing his tie after he fouls his underpants
Who said #Trump Casino was dead? It's basically replaced the rules based world order. #Donald's high stakes gambling means rocketing gas prices at home. And for the #MiddleEast, its an existential crapshoot. But remember folks -the house always has the edge!
History will not treat us kindly. Nor should it.
The biggest penis in the world does not belong to the blue whale, but can be found in Washington DC. Donald Trump took ownership of the title when he cut support for Ukraine
Good night, dear friends. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for standing with Ukraine and helping us through these difficult times. Please keep Ukraine in your thoughts. Ukraine will win.