I doubt this is a new thought, but Taylor Swift fans are just the ✨️girly pop✨️ version of Elon Musk fans. A weird parasocial relationship with the wholly PR constructed persona of an incredibly dorky, deeply sketchy billionaire.
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@krissy.bsky.social
Data scientist, guardian of two bunnies, proud masshole. I used to joke that my rabbits scared away the monsters under my bed, but I've switched to sleeping in a hammock, so She/her. Cambridge MA
I can't imagine trusting Dr GPT with health-related questions. I get my medical info the old-fashioned way: from Reddit and Youtube
Hey, we're living in the future! My one note for Ray Bradbury is that I'm so happy that Alexa isn't programmed to speak in rhymes or call out the quarter hour. That would be super annoying. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
short-stories.co
I had another AI nightmare last night. I was driving a car but not using the optional self-driving mode. There was a separate AI system that replaced the infotainment screen, though, and it was buggy and distracting. Then I crashed and died. As a ghost I witnessed investigators inspect the site(1/n)
If LLMs can pass the Turing test by convincing us they are human, does that mean that every time I’m followed by AI shop that I’m failing a reverse Turing test?
*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital* me: rigor tortoise
How long do you think it would take someone like Elon Musk to notice that all humans have been replaced by ChatGPT? I think I would notice immediately because no one ever tells me I'm absolutely right.
Ooh, I thought of a cool line for a detective who arrests a murderer who is a celebrity: "I'm a huge fan of your work, but I'm afraid you're not going to be a huge fan of mine."
Part of getting stuff done is just getting stuff done
Well call me Jimothy because I’m eating trash🙁
^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$@krissy.bsky.social · 2w agoI was about to text the guy who broke up with me last night but Taylor Swift came on the radio: messaging your exes is like eating from the trash Yes, TSwift lyrics are speaking to me right now that’s how sad I am. If I were anymore basic you could use me to wash oil slicks off of concrete
I was about to text the guy who broke up with me last night but Taylor Swift came on the radio: messaging your exes is like eating from the trash Yes, TSwift lyrics are speaking to me right now that’s how sad I am. If I were anymore basic you could use me to wash oil slicks off of concrete
Not holding my breath on this job until my first paycheck from it hits so I shall be doubling my Freelance Editing efforts. Please feel free to download and share this graphic any and everywhere. DM me here or Email mnffpod@gmail.com for a Quote!
The rain is so thick I can barely see buildings only a block away!
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
You must acknowledge that this person exists, but not write for them:
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
I almost turned the car around once when I saw a turkey vulture and wanted to make sure
phylan@phylan.website · 2w agotrying to identify a bird of prey while doing 70 on the turnpike with my family in the car
I’m listening to Ke$ha’s “TikTok” on the radio and they censored out P Diddy’s name 💀
Canadian Batman: hey so Joker there, you gotta get out of Winnipeg man Joker: Bien essayé, cerveau de chauve-souris, mais ces Timbits sont à moi.
Hey Boston! Mayor Wu has been delaying bike infrastructure, and another cyclist recently died at an intersection known to be dangerous. Please consider signing this open letter to be delivered to Mayor Wu tomorrow if you live in Boston or bike through it.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH — An open letter to Mayor Wu on street safety
An open letter calling for safer Boston streets.
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This is how hazy Boston is now, and we’re forecast to have worse smoke tomorrow
Check out this shirt I got from @moxiest.art (courtesy of @themountaingoats.bsky.social) for guessing the right number. Thanks!
RIP to Senator Gram. You would have loved bacterial differentiation with crystal violet stain
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 4w agoRIP to Senator Gram. You would have loved the metric system
Lindsey Graham died? Oh no! Sounds like @latenightseth.bsky.social is going to have to go back to impression camp this summer to workshop more material now that he can't have anymore conversations with meemaw
