Stop saying cis men can get into the Ladies by claiming to be trans men. They thought of that. Trans men are effectively banned from all gendered toilets

This offer is still open in case anyone is feeling generous

Darius Quebec 🏳️‍⚧️@ksej.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you can spare £50, I will not just be grateful but will also write a newsletter post on a topic of your choosing

Never mind Boots Theory, has the pencil bloke never heard the phrase "false economy"?

Just reading about salmonella in jalapeños, which is already grim enough, but the report pauses to make clear that it's not connected to the diarrhoea lettuce (except I guess insofar as they're both caused by food hygiene being shit. No pun intended)

"How to avoid ultra-processed foods: crisps aren't actually ultra-processed, but they're still bad for you so avoid them too" head, meet desk

Snapchat bloke: would you ever sell your body Me: it's not selling my body, I get to keep it. It's performing a service for money and if I knew how to market myself I totally would

Why is it every sports team I support starts to emulate Scunthorpe? Do you think it would work if I declared myself a gooner for the coming season?

they decompose

"Rose died in 1996, so the responses must have been written before then. Dead composers don't compose any more"

I don't celebrate when a terrible person dies because I know their fans are going to redouble their nastiness to fill the void they left

I dreamed I was in Scotland to camp and there was an open air toilet, but nobody made a fuss about me peeing there so I called it a win

How hard do you think we'd have to look to find Rod Liddle disrespecting a recently dead person? I'm just idly wondering...

I was at the sexual health today, being confused by the fact that having a dick in your arse is referred to as receiving but having one in your mouth is referred to as giving. Fortunately the professional didn't mind me expressing it as "me sucking him"

I am overdrawn with over a week to go until Universal Credit so if anyone can spare a few quid I will be abjectly grateful ko-fi.com/ksej2610

"She didn't mock a woman she decided was really a man, she mocked a man, it's right there in her tweet. You're a lying liar." OK, she had no way of knowing whether it was a woman or a man, unless of course she made the whole story up

"She's not trans exclusionary, see she says right here she includes [insulting term for trans men]" Yes, and in other places she declares people "obviously male" based on their vocal pitch, so even if a trans man hated himself enough to use her service, he'd be excluded

Oh yeah, you've got me, I want to deter vulnerable women from calling a support line that doesn't understand confidentiality and likes to play "guess the genitals" on social media. I don't think any woman would get useful support from that

I foolishly (and slightly inaccurately) told my fellow volunteer I have an appointment on Monday "to see if I have AIDS". He acted shocked, and I had to backtrack and explain the concept of a routine HIV test

Good news: I made rice and peas that didn't go all stodgy Bad news: I have no idea how I managed it

I was thinking on Saturday about the phrase "trans rights are human rights". I've always understood it as, you know, trans people are humans and our rights are important, but it's true in another way too

Now you mention it, it does kind of suck how many media outlets don't think trans people deserve to exist in society, but I don't think the solution is a permission slip from trans people to enjoy that media anyway

"We want everyone to feel welcome" you're out of luck, because bigots only feel welcome if the target of their bigotry is made unwelcome. So either way someone's going to be unhappy. Why not choose to make the bigots feel unwelcome?

The first group might more accurately be described as "stupid people who believe every bit of bullshit that caters to their biases"

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6d ago

enough of this shit

I swear the cricket commentator just said "caught between Scylla and Charibdis"

"Political violence is normalised because random leftists make jokes about guillotines. Pay no attention to all this social murder I'm sweeping under the rug..."

Reminder that the only people currently producing large gametes are people who are pregnant and the fetus has proto ovaries

The ones on the bookshelf are alphabetical by author. The rest and loosely organised by how recently I last read them

Immigrant Punk@porcupunk.eurosky.social · last wk.

Enough of the horrors and doom scrolling. Let's talk about something fun. How do you arrange your books?

It's probably fucked up of me, but whenever i get fucked by a Muslim bloke I think about him saying they want to stone me to death and yeah, that's not what that's called

"Hello, I'm masturbating" sir, I know this is Grindr but there are still limits

Young Stilton is the food of the gods and I love it all the more because if you wait approximately two hours it becomes mature Stilton, which is merely very tasty

Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.

People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese