a whole bunch of spacecraft have crashed into the moon actually but Elon Musk is still a Nazi like it's not *good* to litter the Moon but to add some context, this is like the 50th time this has happened

I don’t understand how you land on a movie premise like “The Purge but for Sex” and immediately go with the people who follow the law and not Sex Outlaws, Fuckin And Suckin Against Authority

I can't believe I'm standing here waiting for a lightbulb to reboot

Wait did i show yall the worlds best cow painting?

Kate Compton@galaxykate.bsky.social · 2d ago

Im here to be encouraging and post cool historical ceramics

maybe after all this there'll be a rebound effect where everyone is really kind and thoughtful all the time

oh no I've seen my first suspected cyclospora case and... oh noooo I need to get the housekeepers a gift, their service was above and beyond the call of duty 🙏

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First one done! A mouse nerd doing a “Well, actually…” pose for @pervocracy.bsky.social #art #SillyLittleGuys

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

Starship Troopers (1997): Arachnid Warrior Bug, animatronics testing by Amalgamated Dynamics

I have nothing to post here except these little parking garages i made. Look at them

if you think bluesky is an echo chamber you just haven't gotten into pointless screaming arguments with the right people

venus flytraps feel like they're actually kind of a big deal. it's a plant that evolved a mouth (with teeth!) and something approximating sensation and movement. in another 300 million years what's that going to be? there could be fully mobile, sentient plantimals running around

Explaining to a friend about the "rabbits in waistcoats" sbu-genre of british childrens lit (ie beatrix potter, wind in the willows, etc) and its american counterpart "possums in overalls" (pogo, emmet otter's jugband christmas, kissyfur)

Bambiraptor feinbergi. Possibly a valid genus… possibly a juvenile Saurornitholestes. Possibly none of the above. I spent far too long on this one. I hope it was worth it 🫠 If the scientists could avoid reclassifying Bambi before people have seen this, I’d appreciate it. 😉 #SciArt

back in my day a "purity test" was an online quiz where you say how many kinds of sex you've had

what I really want in a job is "won't turn mustache-stroking evil or collapse within two years," but I know this is an unreasonable expectation

WOW A spectacular Squirrel of the Day for August 3, 2026 #sqrlpix

I will never watch a "politics streamer," streaming is for playing videogames in your underpants

tonight at midnight, the restless shade of Mitch McConnell will finally be set free

ME WHEN I’M THE BATTLEFIELD IN THE CULTURE WAR: ow! ooh! ouch! i’m being fought upon! yowch!

if you see trees from a drone pointing its camera straight down, watch out, you're about to be in the car crash that changes everything

the unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. #whittling #woodcarving 🧶

as we all remember, voters' reaction to "defund the police" and a preference for libertarian COVID policy led to Joe Biden's devasting loss in 2020 whereas by focusing on kitchen table issues and refusing to be baited into defending trans people or Palestinians, Kamala Harris won in 2024

"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.

Accidental Ratnaissance.

I just learned about a whole new body fluid that I wasn't aware of! It's called meibum and it's basically eyeball oil en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meibomi...

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Let's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d ago

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

it’s never a great sign for your society when all the competent people who believe in doing a good job for the sake of it conclude that they’re actively being punished for these qualities, while malignantly stupid criminals are making bank