Kurt Andersen

@kurtandersen.bsky.social

New novel coming in August: THE BREAKUP Others include Evil Geniuses, Fantasyland, You Can’t Spell America Without Me, True Believers, Heyday, Turn of the Century. Co-created CommandZseries.com, ran Studio 360, New York, SPY https://www.kurtandersen.com

Jeanine Pirro being the first minion to stand up and tell the simple truth about one of his most preposterous lies is definitely one of this term’s Top 10 Not On My Bingo Card items. (Along with his Mamdani lovefest.)

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Trump’s war on Iran is costing US taxpayers and drivers tens of billions, but it’s minting money for his oil company pals. Exxon Mobil’s latest quarterly profit is $14.5 billion, more than twice what it was a year ago, and Chevron’s shot up 5X from $2.5 billion to $12 billion.

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With only 906 days left, he’s got only his shrinking cult. The 15% who still “strongly” approve of him overall. The 17% to 28% who like how he’s dealing with inflation, gas prices, Iran, and the White House ballroom, and say he’s “in touch with the problems of ordinary people.”

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Surprised I’d never come across this remarkable statistic until now: “In 2024, Trump received 82% of the white evangelical/born again vote. He lost the rest of the vote by a whopping 18-point margin, 58% to 40%.”

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The unnecessary years-long U.S. war on Iraq with a WMD pretext that a Republican POTUS declared won and done six weeks in. And now an unnecessary U.S. war on Iran with a WMD pretext the Republican president declared won and done for the 39th time fifteen weeks in, six weeks ago.

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In a new @pewresearch.org study of 12,000 Polymarket bettors, one in nine of them placed more than 1,000 bets during the six weeks of the study—25 a day. It reminded me of our cuckoo compulsive president, who averages 27 daily posts on his web site, which is losing $4.5M a day.

Just noticed an uncanny mirror-image symmetry of Israeli atrocities in Gaza and Russian atrocities in Ukraine. The 5th of 5 acts in the 1948 Convention’s genocide definition, “forcibly transferring children,” is the one Russia’s indicted for & the one Israel’s not officially considered to have done.

I asked Google exactly how long each quarterfinal & semifinal World Cup game had lasted. It told me those times—but also gave a precise 90something-minute figure for the Spain-Argentina game. Hallucination? Or glitch in the Matrix exposing the simulation and/or time travelers?

In his 3-hour conversation with the vice-president, Joe Rogan said of Epstein, “Most people think he was Mossad.” Vance apparently agrees with those people: “Yeah, Mossad or C.I.A., or some other deep state,” he replied, “whether in America or Israel or another country.” And then went on. 1/2

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