Kylie!

@kyliegiraffe.bsky.social

Im Kylie! Your friendly neighborhood giraffe!

The worst person you know finding out about your cloaker, ripping it off only to watch you dwindle. Ant sized on their kitchen counter, you can only watch them smile, the expression telling you everything. #musings

The problem with being a fourth-dimensional eldritch god is how hard it is to interact with lesser beings, her lovecraftian cheeks simply passing through reality instead of smothering it. Luckily she can at least project her shadow into the lower universe to show off to mortals that way… #musings

Pigs are well versed in rooting for truffles, and given that Doom assumed gold as also noticeably scented, she had the perfect person in mind for the next heist! Unfortunately Pigtail was too eager in her sniffing, dooming everyone to the hell of her respiratory system. 🎨 - @gygjar.bsky.social

Opening up the beaches to those of a smaller stature was a controversial decision amongst most macros. Not for the specks actually being able to disrupt them or take up space, but because minutes were always wasted searching their paws for any grain-size micros lost amidst their fur. #musings

Greta may have misunderstood the what the term 'micro' entails. Well, at least she'll be getting her $11.99 worth. 🎨 - Evergreenplate

Varra hoped that they could get their friend's attention upon being trapped in a tomogatchi, only to realize to their horror that the device was already occupied, with it instead registering the sabercat as digital food to be promptly fed to them and fully integrated... 🎨 - @25hermit.bsky.social

Having spent the whole night trapped between Catty's cheeks, Varra is grateful to have finally been found. But it seems as though the cat monster has far more devious plans for the tiny stowaway. Plans that Varra couldn't possibly escape from... 🎨 - @packs3d.bsky.social

It’s hard enough trying to keep one’s grip on the body of a micro, but it’s still nothing compared to doing the same during a shower, helpless against Alphys’ casual washing as Varra almost seems destined to go down the drain… 🎨 - @packs3d.bsky.social

At a certain point, Candy is surprised how little coverage there is about the smaller civilizations. Given how many she tends to find on even her days out gardening, shouldn't there at least be more information about where they came from, or even so much as a theory? 🎨 - @hypnogamma.space

Candy hoped that keeping her cities off the ground would prevent her from clumsily tripping over them, but her bedside table was no less precarious. Not for any of the other clutter, but because it was only a matter of time until the Zangoose missed the alarm when trying to hit snooze. #musings

Procrastinating on your studies and with exams coming up, you thought it would be smart turning your 4.0 GPA friend into the textbook you couldn’t afford. It was just a shame that she cheated on her tests, whatever information stored within being nothing but useless, unintelligible mush. #musings

Alternatively, she somehow mixes you and the gummy up due to your minuscule size, coddling the inanimate bear while unawarely treating the real you without care. Swished around her maw and tasted, the last thing you see is her giving a gentle kiss to the candy, before swallowing you down. #musings

Kylie doesn't try to be malicious, but isn't against teasing you. Finding a gummy bear that’s twice your size, the giraffe casually plays with it, referring to it as 'you'. She casually kneads both the bear and you before placing it in her maw, tasting and swallowing with you against her throat.