Emma

@labsplaining.bsky.social

professional lab rat | hobby artist | anxious bean She/Her. Married to @pseudochamp.bsky.social

Not me forgetting to put the shredded cheddar and tortilla chips on my chicken, black bean, and rice bowl after microwaving it, then proceeding to eat the chips and cheese anyway like they were off-brand lunchables nachos Living the dream, y'all

My brain: wow, you have not accomplished ANYTHING today, what a slug, what an absolute potato (I started two more fruit shrubs, did some garden work, cleaned the bathroom, wrapped Scott's bday gifts, and did 2.5 hours of actual work-work, even though I'm on PTO today) Brains are fuckin' THE WORST

Y'all will never guess what's in today's garden haul... Just kidding, it's MORE TOMATOES The green one was an oops cut (shared a stem with the big pink one next to it, and I cut too high). If it doesn't start to turn pink in a day or two, I'll just be forced to make fried green tomatoes (oh no! 😏)

Two Pink Brandywine tomatoes, but one of them is a bit small and VERY green still, along with a handful of cherry tomatoes, a small handful of Thai chilis, and four more San Marzano tomatoes on a white countertop

Ok so this lady says solar panels are getting built on "the most productive farmland" in her area. Which just ain't true at all. It ain't true here in NC either. Where I ALSO hear that talking point over & over again. Smells like astroturf! So let's get the dirt on solar farms & dirt ✨

David Roberts@volts.wtf · 6d ago

I genuinely don't know what to do about this. In our diseased information environment, one MAGA-adjacent "influencer" can do more to shape public opinion than mountains of studies or facts. Where are the pro-clean-energy influencers to counter this shit?

The biggest of ughs: I have been taking Mondays off for most of the summer too use PTO, but I actually have to go to work tomorrow (taking Friday off this week instead, for personal reasons), and I DO NOT WANNA

The final result: spinach basil garlic fettuccini with grilled chicken & puttanesca sauce (cherry tomatoes, capers, kalamata olives, garlic, red pepper flakes, olive oil, fresh basil & oregano), topped with shaved Parmesan

A wide, white ceramic pasta bowl with dark green fettuccini noodles topped with chicken, puttanesca sauce, and shaved Parmesan. The bowl sits on a black wooden table next to a bright yellow cloth napkin with a silver fork that has swirly designs on the handle.

I'm about to have some friends over to do a little drawing workshop, just for funsies. Do I have any formal training in this? Not since middle school! Do I know how to teach this? Absolutely not - I am fully winging it! Wish me luck 🤞😅🤞

It's dinner time and nice weather and people are out on their decks enjoying it So OF COURSE my neighbor brought out his electric leaf blower to blow off his deck for like 20 min MY DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BROOM