Comics are an objectively better medium than film because you have to give a guy at least 20,000 to make a movie meanwhile you can just lock a sensitive young man in a cage with pen and paper and remember to refill his food and kibble and he can make a comic.
i am like billy batson because i am small and sometimes am hit over the head and tied up.
It's crazy how they kiss with tongue in the next panel why does no one Talk about this?
In a month I'm going to microdose moving out and it'll make me feel normal for the first time in my life and returning home is going to feel like eating lead paint.
Realized my boyfriend reminded me of Seymour Skinner and felt infinitely more attracted to him. Something wrong with me.
"restricted to class level standing of junior, or senior" you fucking hate me I don't want to finish my science general education requirement this semester you fucking hate me!!
Was so ready to fail a Spanish placement exam but I got the highest class placement possible thank you mom for forcing me to read the Bible in Spanish.
The Catholic Church is the enemy of trans existence and must be fought as such.
Catholic Church backed all of these btw
I like Scott Walker covering Jacques Brel more than any of his later stuff sorrrry. He has a voice that should ideally be singing about sailors and whores and Chinamen.
My bad fellow Texas Republicans I wrote in Anakin Skywalker for everything on the ballot but I'm sure we can still fix this.
Watching the Hellboy movie and its setting was confusing to me because my main exposure to fantasy is The Last Unicorn so I just assumed it wasn't set in like a real world.
I Saw the TV Glow would be a significantly better movie if Justice Smith was really into The Simpsons
Weed seems to make the life of anyone who smokes it more than once every two weeks really awful and annoying.
Every zoomer watching "The Thing" for the first time has a moment where their fear is stifled by the realization that the film is just like Among Us.
Developed a strategy of only taking Queer/LGBT adjacent classes online so I have a curated reading list of gay stuff while also being able to mute the class when a student or professor says something that annoys me.
The woke mob wants me to watch some garbage called "The Devils" when I could be at home masturbating for 2 hours instead.
Thought I didn't like the majority of modern "pop" music but it turns out I enjoy the style infinitely more in Spanish.
Without ever wanting to become reserved and shy, she had spent so long alone, with no one to love, that it was difficult for her to talk, even casually, to another person without self-consciousness and an awkward inability to find words.
Looked at reviews for Camp Miasama and everyone is just talking about how they love movie references. Okay.
Essay I thought was due on the 24th is actually due on the 28th #BeLazyAndDoNothing