Bruce 🦎 erectile dysfunction propagandist

@lamentingpat.bsky.social

intersex, he/she, white, 23 | ffxiv, misc. | 18+ please! No AI/Lala nsfw/QoS/twinwol ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/lamentingpat/works

you are invited to GLOOM CLUB'S 1st Ever Art Party: SUMMER FUN BACKYARD POOL PARTY‼️(safe edition) (NOT fried poster edition) get ready for an unforgettable day of SUMMER FUN (but SAFELY)☀️🌴⛱️🍹 Date: August 22nd, 2026 Time: 6PM to 9PM PDT Location: Crystal, Goblin, Shirogane w25 p11 #GLOOMPOOLAP

GLOOM CLUB presents SUMMER FUN BACKYARD POOL PARTY!!! (safe edition). 

August 22nd, 2026
6PM to 9PM PDT
Crystal, Goblin, Shirogane w25 p11 
at GLOOM CLUB

WITH FUN ACTIVITIES SUCH AS
A CPR Class For Everyone’s Safety!
Water Polo and Aqua Zumba
these aren’t here just to fill up empty space on our beautiful poster. you WILL partake in our activities ok or else we will get very sad :(

SPECIAL GUESTS!!!
Pool Lifeguard - Thancred Waters
DJ TRAFFIX CAUWN
a professional water polo ball “performer” as the game does not actually allow us to play with a ball and we had to improvise last minute

#GLOOMPOOLAP
(about thancred) *we aren’t sure if he is actually qualified but he has “water” in his last name so it will be fine we think please don’t drown thank you and if you do drown GLOOM Club will NOT be held liable