roddy🦇
@captainrodimus.bsky.social
roddy rodimus ✧ 22 ✧ they/he/she/fae ✧ white ✧ dykey femme, dude who is a girl ✧ 🔞 mdni ff + gpose + art + other stuff i like my elezen. butch gaius proponent. art bsky: @stripedghoul.bsky.social icon @ k. haruka
I drew that one Barret and then I wanted to sketch more 😔
This is quite literally the entire plot of Kingdom Hearts summarized in one image
nominee for funniest post of the year
“I am sorry,” said Frog. “That hat is much too big for you. I will give you something else.” “No,” said Toad. “This hat is your present to me. I like it. I will wear it the way it is.”
i hate talking about the selch publicly but god what a character
thinking of you, wherever you are rest in peace, Hayden Panettiere ❤️
not sure i ever posted or tagged these which is a shame because i find them disgustingly cute #velpose
Good evening, "Astarion" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
maybe for next summer of blood day i say fuck it and put velouria in a bikini for my humors
fucked up how the dragons are constantly getting their shit kicked in by random societies of jealous freaks. First the omicrons, then the allagans, then those stupid elves. girl leave them alone they are literally nonbinary
Look, if you show off your robots's fingers by having smooth jazz play as they softly curl around a wine glass, turn off a light, unzip a jacket, and gently fondle some grapes, people are gonna think this is a very specific kind of robot www.wired.com/story/the-1x...
atrociously sick but a pot of hot and sour soup has never failed me
She didn’t expect the spidery side effects of getting on E Miraculously though no one at the Daily Bugle has put 2 and 2 together. #spiderman #trans #sizesky #minigts
notice we aint seen charlie kirk in a while #MYSTERYMEAT
I hate this country so much man
i’m not a size difference guy but that one artist who draws sonic boom lesbian stobotnik makes my head steam up and then pop like a balloon