caeneus.
@lapithaicaeneus.bsky.social
I've been ready for the longest time. What about you!?
I'm always justified in killing people because anyone who's opposed to me is very killable and stupid.
The heart is fickle. But I can see you're the type who wouldn't listen to a harsh truth, so I won't bother.
Tsk. She's loyal at heart. Even if she does things like this. Forgiving huh..
"She's plenty loyal except when she's not", I see, I see, the forgiving type. Ha.
She's plenty loyal, but she let's fits of whimsy hit her. Then she deals with the consequence.
That woman's got no loyalty! Have no expectations for her.
I only like women. If it makes you feel any better, I like it when they make a lot of money. Like, ok million dollar CEO wife, what do you want for dinner?
@sarasvati-meltout.bsky.social Are you related to Grok.
The throne makes sure we look good unless there's some bullshit legend that makes us not look good. Ain't much more to it.
I got her into the trouble, but I'll only help if I'm called! Gyahahaha, I'll have my fun watching.
Must be that time of the month. You're an innocent lamb, after all.
@shepherdmagus.bsky.social oi. (holding his hand out. buall)
. . . (frowning. throwing a wooden ball at the wall. hmmm.) fine enough.
Puppy...? Eh, yeah, sure. We have. Alright, I'll get to work then.
Oh! Puppy! You and Musashi have been fighting a lot, huh? I'll see what I can do.
I want to bug that hag samurai, that berserker. Musashi is her name. Promise to do some sort of prank on her that you'd consider equivalent in worth to the wooden ball and I'll do it.
( you'd be surprised — ) Curse people? Truth be told I never tried. Mischief, you could say that perhaps. Or depending on who you ask. What are you looking for?
(squinting.) ... You look like more trouble to bed than it's worth, hrm... (thinking some more.) You know how to curse people? Or do any sort of mischief?
( think think think . . . ) What would you want?
Tseh? And what's in it for me? I'm no damn carpenter on retainer.
Hmmmmm... Could you try making something round? Like a ball of wood. It doesn't have to be smooth or perfect.