Taking my Guda ( @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social ) to the Nahui Mictlan crash point site so we can farm three stages before he has to crash from the lack of energy.

𝓐 nimusphere@grantorder.bsky.social · 11h ago

Have you checked on your Guda today yet? This is your reminder to do so!

chica, get it together.

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⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀Maybe she isn't built for this. ⠀

why do i gotta wear a maid outfit. can i at least go "knock knock. it's housekeeping, bitch." and then i shoot down the person who answers the door???

I respect respecting women I just struggle respecting you.

enemy of the state@smokingmirror.bsky.social · 3d ago

I call it respecting women. Can you respect my label??

grown ass woman btw

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3d ago

Koyanskaya, icon of school life.

I call it respecting women. Can you respect my label??

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · 4d ago

So Ritsuka and Tezcatlipoca are both masochists.

|| ok going back to sleep. still fucked up. i have to vet every follower because i am scared of minors. and art reposters. Like AAAAAAAAAA

if my girl gets kidnapped i want her crazy bitch ass to fuck them up. i get there and i'm seeing blood on the walls. she's out there chewing their flesh as a snack. im scared as fuck but also horny as hell.

Ritsuka Fujimaru@48thbackupplan.bsky.social · 4d ago

I don't mind if my girl hits me and tells me she can beat my ass every now and then. It's very important to feel challenged in a relationship so you always feel stimulated intellectually, physically i dont hit her tho because i like her and she would be pretty and im respecting the girlboss meta rn

I only like women. If it makes you feel any better, I like it when they make a lot of money. Like, ok million dollar CEO wife, what do you want for dinner?

I only like men if it's me up their ass.

anyway get my craft essence. it's basically free!!!

i am not marinated enough for this,

( sweating ) d-did you want my meat or

why she rt that

I do miss my ex wife.

How does my fat cock feel.

Shout out to that one kid I met who was like "i killed my first man when I was just four hours old". I was clapping when they continued and said "my mother died giving birth to me". So, that kiIIed the vibes.

Daybit says that if I am really good he will roleplay doing a heist with me like in GTA. 😋

She broke my heart, had me shadowboxing behind the 7-Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron Jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes, Windows tinted, listening to Tee Grizzley, smoking on a goon rock

|| my PC is also shitting itself.

I am officially back after like several years of time off! I wanna build a custom gami- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|| I need to update the pinned to modify some stuff. Recession indicator that I'm on Tez fr.

I am so good at farming that I modified my real body into a tractor and I can ride on it, mowing down all my enemies. If male summer Servants were real I would be a Rider in an illegally modified F-150 gaz guzzling tractor hybrid. No seatbelts because we are NOT SAFE FOR WORK here.

Awww, she can't pronounce his name. It's good that she was a pretty girl, because if he was a boy then there might have been a decent hole where her forehead should be! But when said by a girl, the curse turns into a blessing instead. "It's big!" He's saying with a wide grin, fangs visible. >

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⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀"Tez... ca...." How do... how do you spell that name? She sweated for a moment before stopping there. Tezca was a fine nickname. "Fully naked, huh? Well we're not opening an OnlyServants ( ... not yet, at least, but by the way the ledger looks ... ). Do you have measurements?" ⠀

Who the hell is this. Servants are taking YOUR HUMAN JOB too????

( debuff CHANCE to inflict 'Olga Marie's Love Interest' on the male character reading this for three turns, or three days max, with a 15% chance to snap out of it every three hours ) Roll to avoid getting romantically interested in my daughter? Unless, you don't want to?

( looking around ) IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?

allow me to speak of a future past.  the world is trivial, the sky is white, and yet i grasped out to reach the truth.    project asmleit, may this planet meet its end. ✦. ── #fgorp #faterp ── .✦

You know, it is kinda time for the Grim Reaper to come and hang around in the corner. Just that, I didn't think he would get a crush on the old Miss Director,