3yo is so funny because she looks like an actual angel from heaven but then just kinda acts like a weird little guy
Today 4 is playing soccer and coming up with team names… today he’s “the pizza qatars” because he’s pretending he’s from Qatar. Baby’s first pun and it’s probably more sophisticated than any I’ve ever made
One big missing piece of driving etiquette is a quick and easily understood “I’m sorry” gesture
It’s so important to establish a family culture (yelling “FUNNY CAR” when a cybertruck passes by on the road)
Took 3yo to a bridal shower. She was making conversation with another guest “Sometimes when it’s my bed time I take a shower. But it’s not a bridal shower.”
Unfortunately “don’t judge a book by its cover” is terrible advice for children’s books
3yo now has a bit where she says “I’m chewing gum 😌” and you check because that’s alarming on its own. and she’s just chomping on a sticker
Suddenly it’s all about dialogue and mutual understanding eh
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.JD Vance says he hopes the Pope has “learned” from what he and Trump have said about immigration
Being the third kid has to be crazy. 3 was excitedly yelling in his face about something she was doing and he just leaned in and kissed her
I keep thinking back to the time like a year or so ago that Kevin told 4 not to do something and he was upset about it So he grabbed a grown-up book from a table nearby, opened it and calmly said “huh. This says dada is bad”
KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.
3: Can me and 4 be buttholes when it’s the next Halloween? No. 3: Pleeeeease? No. 3: Can you get me a Joan of Arc costume when it’s the next Halloween?
4 and 3 finally angelic in mass, flipping through books, only needed to lightly shush 3 for singing quietly while she pretended to do mass too So of course 11mo has begun his Loud Era
Pope Leo: "Enough with words of hate, enough with insults, with bullying, enough with all those things that wage war between people, between communities, between countries.”
3yo spending breakfast lecturing us about a tiny rainbow dinosaur bug that can eat lattes. It lives in the zoo. Actually it’s a dinosaur bug so it lives in the museum. And actually it can eat 10 lattes