I WOULD LIKE A DRINK.TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE WITH
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SHOCKWAVE
@laserwaves.bsky.social
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀PATHOS and LOGOS ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀makes the world go round. ⠀ ⠀ (fan account)⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
I WOULD LIKE A DRINK.TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE WITH
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[ stumbling into suborbital like he’s in some sort of stupor ] HELLO.ARE YOU ALL REAL
RODIMUS NO DO NOT LET THAT FOUO BEAST REPLACE THINE FACE WITH ANOTHER’S
absolute fucking nonce of a mech. agreed. two fusion cannons is pushing it, buddy. It is not even efficient. You just have two smaller, less powerful fusion cannons. Why
I think everyone who's betrayed the cause at least once hates him
(( hol on im making a ravage account and he will be russian like beast machines intended
I have decided I am going to do this. Vote for me because I have many science degrees (one for every field to be precise)
[ staring up at the ceiling ] I should go to that other cybertron and run for senator
[ staring up at the ceiling ] I should go to that other cybertron and run for senator
[ working in his lab on some indescript doohickey. suddenly stops and looks at the doorway ]
Lord megatron the auto bots keep hiding from me under my boob, what do i do
[ shockwave is, as he usually is, holed up in his facility on cybertron. it is vital he stays here, in case a shipment of energon or a platoon of guerillas show up. still. still. the silence is deafening. -–
Seductive Sunday! [ activates his massive tiddy beam and destroys a building ]
They hate me for having a single eye. and for my nefarious experiments. and by ‘they’ I mean, the females. one of their shots will hit me one of these days…
I am a master of all sciences. This includes: - biology - meteorology - engineering - social science - programming - etc My stint in political sciences included becoming a ‘senator’. Bah! That system was old and outdated.
day 3,009,987,201,980 of watch on cybertron: the A.I. chatbots i have programmed to keep me company have begun to run out of power. if lord megatron does not come back with more energon soon i believe i may actually just go insane
(( dw gang im also working on lugnut and wheeljack but i wanted to try my hand at shockers over here. very much mashing his ‘logical’ and ‘emotional’ iterations together <3 this guy is a loser
⠀ ( cybertron will be ) (⠀ as you left it. ) ⠀ #tfrp x #mvrp ⠀ ⠀
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