Ruin a book by adding a word. The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Shai-Hulud
Turing Pest@krikalitika.bsky.social · 21h agoRuin a book by adding a word. Of Mice and Menopause
Unfrozen Caveman Librarian
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I’m into libraries, Fromsoft games, the goddamn Oilers, and a whole bunch of other stuff. He/him
Turing Pest@krikalitika.bsky.social · 21h ago
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
Calling it now: Evan Bouchard is going to be the first defenseman to score 40 goals in a season since 1986.
My official statement on Brad Marchand blowing out his knee last night and likely never playing hockey again:
“Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the handle or anything like that, but I am just a bit curious as to why you chose not to see this film.” — Tom Cruise
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n...
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"Manchester City is run by, and in the interests of, the United Arab Emirates, a state whose appetite for conflict and violence is matched by its contempt for rules and norms." New op-ed for @josimarfootball.bsky.social by @ncgeehan.bsky.social of reboot.fifa and @fairsqprojects.bsky.social.
Mob Rule - josimarfootball.com
Manchester City is run by, and in the interests of, the United Arab Emirates, a state whose appetite for conflict and violence is matched by its contempt for rules and norms. By Nick McGeehan, the dir...
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Welcome back, Cocaine Hockey! #HereComeTheOilers
ed sheeran crying on stage reminds me of boyfriends who are caught cheating
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
Big deal. Seinfeld bailed 8 years ago.
beccadagoo@silly.bsky.social · last mo.leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
I'd be OK fighting a holy war on behalf of the libraries.
Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · last mo.Jesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries.
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
My school is so full. It’s absolutely untenable. But these rich families on the other side of the city get a school that will meet their needs
“Iron helps us play!” “Look at me, Smithers. I’m Davy Crockett!” “I moved here from Canada and they think I’m slow, ehhhh?” “Now play Classical Gas!” “Don’t turn my _____ into a house of lies.”
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe five Simpsons lines I've uttered most 5) "Hey Joey Joe Joe!" 4) "That dog has a puffy tail!" 3) "That's it! I'm going to clown college." 2) "I wasn't asleep. I was drunk!" 1) "Thaaat's for the courts to decide..."