Mitch McConnell isn’t dying. I picked him up by his ankles and spun him around and they dislocated. He asked me for “uppies” I’m not liable for this shit
The posts on LinkedIn of people saying insane Business stories don’t really bother me it’s what that site is for it’s the people posting memes and day to day life likes it’s Facebook that’s real freak shit
Biggest proof they did indeed detransition, the nonbinary baddies would never
mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 2d agoshe posted this where everyone can see it
This is what every one of these conversations sounds like
Prof Christina Pagel@chrischirp.bsky.social · 5d ago🧵On @thenewsagents.co.uk yesterday, school closures and the lab leak theory were offered as two examples of legitimate questions that were hard to ask. Both have in fact been asked constantly since 2020. But here's a thread on why I think they were wrong and dangerous on school closures 1/12
Banning stock trading from elected officials is the new virtue signal for centrists. They do not believe in that shit lol
@thejrocktv.bsky.social · 6d agoShe knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.
Go to therapy ❌ Disassociate and listen to isolated blink-182 vocals ✅
The way the kids do the douggie is slightly different now. Only the perceptive eye could see it… But it Is Different
Cops should have to use a breathalyzer before they can unholster their gun
This is what the cover image for every analog horror game on Steam looks like
Having an instagram account to photo dump screenshots of your own tweets is quite uncouth behavior. We need a new digital chivalry
Trump naming the vaccine program “Operation warpspeed” and then turning course when he lost the election and saying how we handled Covid was authoritarian shows it’s not about the topic it’s about controlling narratives. Had trump won 2020 they’d be calling it the Trump Jab that saved humanity
Andy Craig@andycraig.bsky.social · 7d agoAside from its many other problems, the idea Fauci was America's power-abusing covid dictator is somewhat complicated by the fact that he never had the power to do the things they're mad about. His recommendations bound nobody and were not particularly rigorously followed by the actual policymakers.
Me and all my friends have a freakish demeanor. We move with uncertain intent
Walmart, for better or worse, understands that your shopping experience begins with parking. You drive in people with good lots. They let truckers stay in them overnight because they’ll be more likely to shop there
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 7d agoThe unsung hero of public EV-charger buildout is [checks notes] Wal-Mart?
Odysseus a bum! Penelope should’ve been in the club poppin it open!!
If I had to do high school over again I would become a bully to express my inner pains
Liberals when you suggest any kind of government program as an alternative to big businesses
I will not repost a will stencil post but if you’re interested in who is larping as a “leftist” on this website I recommend you check out his thread on community grocery stores and the people agreeing with him they’re bad.
Mark Zuckerberg said: “be careful who you surround yourself with! 🙏🙌” I’m telling Mark Zuckerberg: “be careful when you’re not surrounded! 😈🤤👻”
Trueanon literally predicted this article 2 days ago
David Zipper@davidzipper.bsky.social · last wk.This is framed as a feel-good story, but it should scare the wits out of anybody on the road. Tesla's deceptive marketing is convincing seniors that the cars drive themselves. In reality, a human must always be ready to intervene. If someone lacks the ability to do that, they shouldn't be driving!
I think if you’ve seen basically everything an artist has made and you decide “I’m not rocking with this dudes vibe” that is valid criticism
FT@fucktheory.bsky.social · last wk.Unfortunately, unlike connoisseurs, fans very often don’t understand the difference between criticizing the work and insulting the artist. Moreover, they take offense equally at both. This here is a perfect example:
Yes I have 15 thousand dollars in Klarna debt. Yes I operate the second largest Real Housewives foot fetishist facebook page. Yes I have tickets to see Jeff Dunham at the Vegas Sphere. And I vote!!
I have grown tired of the workwear guy. He is paying the world’s richest Nazi for the privilege of a blue check in order to provide sassy engagement in the replies of a notorious sex trafficking serial rapist. These are the actions of a dunderheaded fool
Watching Succession for the first time since it came out. They are getting a lot mileage out of that theme
