journeyman folklorist
@aniceburrito.bsky.social
Proud husband to my wife USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
Leisurely jogging through the valley of the shadow of death
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
A few weekends ago I went to Miami and attended 9 open houses in extremely high-risk flood areas to see what agents are telling prospective buyers about them. Here is my journey
The open houses at the edge of disaster
What are buyers being told about climate risk in Miami? I posed as one to find out.
heated.world
One time I was out on a walk with my camera and a random guy stopped me to say "Bird watching? Try iNaturalist! You can get ID help and it supports opens science" It was like in a video game tutorial where they show you how to open up the map or something
It’s a bitch of a world out there overflowing with mind bending misery but one bright spot is when chefs talk about ‘mother sauces’
Might take a stroll and let the wind blow the stink off.
I can no longer fully take in Tom Cruise’s face. My eyes move around it, trying to gain purchase, but it’s like a child’s composite of past features. I back away. ‘That’s Tom Cruise’, I tell myself, uncertainly.
Coughing Baby Miraculously Healed by Celestial Harmonies
remembering the only good post from my old twitter account
![post from my old twitter account that reads "been browsing the clown forum" followed by a screenshot of a post from the clown forum, which in turn reads "When I die I want to be buried WITH my clown costume. [bespoke clown emoji] Not in it. I will put it on in heaven."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3f4nho7sqokzf4jkhrltn7kz/bafkreifqpqbwnn6pqw3tzauexedum5dqkizk5ackysupqy4uxatz2aamge)
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
Every once in a while you get a pop up like "Allow YouTube access to your balls and all the little sperm guys inside them?"
Just did exactly this again but it only took about a year this time 📈📈📈
journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12mo agoJust shipped a huge project that has consumed my life for 3.5 years and it went off without a hitch due to my genius nature
Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal
President who poops their pants all the time but they "never drink anything" so its "rock hard lumps" and therefore "doesn't matter" and they can "just shake it out next time im in the can"
Placing bets on prediction markets as to whether a dog has buddhanature or not
Vernonia gigantea (tall ironweed) and Conoclinium coelestinum (blue mistflower), a couple of my late summer favs
