My lovely friend had the audacity to schedule a Sunday spa day for her birthday this weekend, but how am I supposed to relax at a spa while the Vikings with QB Kirk Cousins are playing the Packers at Lambeau!?
Laura in MN
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🚨 🚨 🚨 The Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, reuniting him with coach Kevin O’Connell, per me, Mike Garafolo and Adam Schefter.
BREAKING: Kirk Cousins has been traded to the Vikings. More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-sports/full-circle-moment-vikings-trade-for-kirk-cousins-on-deadline-day
Don’t send me another notification about what the Vikings are thinking about until they actually do something!!!
Told my friend from the West Coast about the Edmund Fitzgerald and her reaction can only be described as “Ben Wyatt learning about Li’l Sebastian”
Justin Jefferson is stronger than me because I would have completed a murder-suicide by now
That Byron Murphy pick off was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my god damned life
What if the Vikings defense is so good and the offense is so bad that the game ends 3-0 on a Will Reichard field goal???
I hope the Vikings at least lose in an entertaining way tonight! Their defense against Josh Allen is definitely going to be fun
It is extremely funny to watch the far-right do the exact same, “Actually if we took even MORE extreme positions, that would have made more people vote for us!!! All the people who stayed home are just mad we didn’t go further!!!” that the far-left has been doing for years.
I’m about to do the most millennial thing possible - I’m going to enroll in a beginner pottery class lmao
That's a hell of a win for the Wolves in Houston. Toughness. Resourcefulness. Clutch in Clutch City.
I love being a normie lib!! I love well-regulated capitalist innovation, I love taxes and social services, I love infrastructure, I love democracy and classical liberalism, I love freedom and religious pluralism, and most of all I love prioritizing pragmatic political power over idealistic purity!!!
This is how shit works: Leaders privately work out who can "break ranks" on a vote (while keeping the end result) so that these Dems can hold their seat, & so Dems HOLD the majority longer than 2 years! When we flip red seats we've got room to let some [wink] "vote wrong" & STILL get the wins
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Laura in MN@laurainmn.bsky.social · last wk.Listen to me. Look into my eyes. You are going to let those red state Democrats take turns voting no. You are not going to be mad about it. You are going to remember what states they are representing. You are going to be grateful they won at all. You are going to help them get a chance to win again.
Messaging is everything and 1 major scandal is 1000x more effective than 1000 little scandals when it comes to voter persuasion. Having too many scandals to track has actually helped Trump immensely over the past ten years. The best thing Dems could do is pick one and hammer it home.
Laura in MN@laurainmn.bsky.social · last wk.The best strategy Dems can take is to pick 1-2 layup corruption scandals with easy sound bites to hammer Trump on while also writing tons of legislation focused on affordability. Show America that Congress works when Dems are in power and stand up to corruption without making it look like revenge.
The best strategy Dems can take is to pick 1-2 layup corruption scandals with easy sound bites to hammer Trump on while also writing tons of legislation focused on affordability. Show America that Congress works when Dems are in power and stand up to corruption without making it look like revenge.
Listen to me. Look into my eyes. You are going to let those red state Democrats take turns voting no. You are not going to be mad about it. You are going to remember what states they are representing. You are going to be grateful they won at all. You are going to help them get a chance to win again.
I hope Talarico likes being in the Senate because he'd better run until he dies
My vibes based read is that tonight will be good but not great for Democrats. Like, not heart-breaking overall. But there will be some disappointments and a reinforcement of how effective Republican fear-mongering propaganda is, even with everything they’ve done. But, I could be wrong. I hope I am.
Seeing “You Can See Everything” tonight. Can’t wait to watch two psychopaths face off.
“Professional” and it’s a grown ass man holding his breath until he gets what he wants
DailyFaceoff.com@dailyfaceoff.bsky.social · 2w agoStatement from Pat Brisson, agent for Dylan Larkin, regarding his client deciding not to play while awaiting a trade #nhl #nhlhockey #dailyfaceoff
Thinking about going to “You Can See Everything” on Tuesday and just emerging at 10:30 PM to find out whether or not we still have a country.