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Standup comic, mom, not a third thing.
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Rick: Are you just sitting here in the dark? Me: It was less weird before you knew about it.
What the Apple OS update thinks I want: for it to look like I’m typing in my saved usernames and passwords What I really want: An easy way to find my voicemail.
When you learn the RTO has an open office floor plan
Has someone made the tonsil hockey joke about heated rivalry yet? I’m not online enough but trust it’s covered.
Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city. So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
Lil’ Frankenstein pumpkin to interject in the non-stop horrors that is 2025.
I just called my reps with @5calls.org, to share my voice on funding SNAP and WIC, you should too: 5calls.org
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Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
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Where is the DNC leadership right now? We need to be running ads about the ballroom, the Argentina bailout, the SNAP funding…we’re just going to say “oh well?” And twiddle our thumbs while democracy continues to die and children are days away from starving???
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
Timeline cleanser: extreme closeup of Peter Barker
Tomorrow St. Anthony’s is hosting their #clothingdrive in #sf - urgently needed items include men’s underwear and socks. 🧦
If you want a long read about cartoon physics I just found this thesis and it made me momentarily forget about the constant horrors journals.uni-lj.si/elope/articl...
The Gravity of Cartoon Physics; or, Schrödinger’s Coyote | ELOPE: English Language Overseas Perspectives and Enquiries
When Wile E. coyote goes off a cliff, instead of falling in a parabolic arc, he comes to a halt in mid-air, hangs there until he realizes that he is no longer on solid ground, then falls. Many critics and, indeed, the creators of the cartoons themselves, describe this as “cartoon physics,” which breaks the rules that appear to govern the real world, but several principles of modern physics are in fact depicted here. He is both falling and not falling; when he is able to observe his situation, the laws of quantum physics catch up with him. This, and the principle of relativity, govern the apparent paradoxes of the cartoon world. Although the coyote was, according to his creators, conceived as a parody of a modern scientist and played for laughs, he illustrates several paradoxes of modern science and the unease with which these are widely viewed. These cartoon physics have become a meme that has developed in later animated cartoons and live-action science fiction films, and is now even a part of modern-day science textbooks.
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Me? Just made my first muppet. And I just learned to sew this month! NBD. #muppets #themuppets #kermit #crafting
Who should be in charge of the Lourves robbery case? Right answers only. “Mr. Monk goes to Paris”
a man 's head is sticking out of a cage
ALT: a man 's head is sticking out of a cage
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻@punkonbuslives.bsky.social · last yr.Who should be in charge of the Louvre robbery case? (Right answers only)
The @archive.org has a van called ‘tony vanza’ in case anyone was wondering. When this one breaks down I imagine the next one will be named ‘Vangela’ I’ll see myself out.
So is now the time for everyone in America to order their ‘free emergency pizza’ from Dominos?
My garden is blooming and I planted it and tend it in your memory.
“We must always be wary of those who with sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal preach the "ism" of appeasement. We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests” FDR state of the union, 1941
I have no difficulty saying Trump and Musk caused the deaths of some of the 50+ people who died in the floods in Texas. And here's why: these two men with no expertise in disaster preparedness were told not to cut the positions they cut—and were told people would die if they did. Then people died.
I always said my drag name would be Lazy Susan B. Anthony but now I’m seriously considering Paige Turner.
it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts
Commander Bell from Handmaids Tale is giving big JD Vance energy.
