LaurenEsq
@lbkart.bsky.social
Dog lover, lawyer, former elementary school teacher and psychometrist. Have passport, will travel and have an adventure.
My 50th birthday trip started with a flight SNAFU that worked out in the best possible way… Lunch with 2 of my closest friends. Then an upgrade to business class (I still hate Lufthansa) on my transatlantic flight. Made it to Zagreb, Croatia this afternoon. This is the view from my room.
This little girl is getting her teeth cleaned tomorrow. Don’t let the smile fool you. She doesn’t know what’s coming.
Tovah and I had a standoff… She threw her toy over the back of the couch and thought it’s my responsibility to get it.
Dear Americans, You got two main problems — billionaires and pedophiles. And of course, billionaire pedophiles. Until you address the billionaire pedophile elephant in the room, nothing will get better. You deserve leaders willing to exact swift justice on these monsters. Love, God
Word of the day is karma… I was driving home; driving the speed limit, slowing slightly for curves and stopping at stop signs… Person behind me was honking at me consistently and riding my bumper. As soon as they could they passed me on a double yellow line. There was a school bus a bit ahead.
I hope those dogs got lots of praise & treats!
News to Remember@moments2remember.link · 6mo agoBREAKING: Two police dogs at separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.
Search-and-rescue crews were “flying blind” trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week. Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA’s $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool. But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities.
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Sean Marotta@smmarotta.bsky.social · 7mo agoIs it bad when you're an AUSA and include what appear to be AI hallucinated cites in a brief? Is it worse when the pro se plaintiff calls you out on it? (Though, in fairness, it appears the plaintiff is also an attorney.) news.bloomberglaw.com/product/blaw...
Conversation with Tovah this morning: Tovah: Leave me alone, I’m not a morning person (see photo below) Me: Well, I’m not a pee in the house kinda person… get up
It may be the shortest (darkest) day of the year, but it is full of warmth and light.
Is it any wonder this little girl is spoiled? Who can say no to that face?
I came out of the bathroom and couldn’t find my dog… I looked more closely at my bed and she was channeling her inner teddy bear amongst the pillows.
Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats. Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
Warnock to RFK jr: "For the first time, we are seeing deaths of children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades. We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people."
"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda How quick we forget.