waiter: for our main dish we have the an emulsión of nuts grown organically in a closely measured envioremnt full of minerals and the perfect dampness. crushed and mashed into a puree that is mixed with an organic sweetener
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attempting to write, we also program follow us to see us cheer on our friends, enjoy fandoms, make terrible jokes, and share things we find interesting or funny. she/her, she/they
how old were you when you learned “give 110%” just meant “care about the work you do” and not “work until the point of burnout”? cuz it was pretty recently
welcome to limbo. i know this isn't exactly what you were expecting for an afterlife, but we try to make it work. it's an open office plan, here's your badge, work starts at 8:30 sharp and we do check that sort of thing.
as someone who would still probably put in 40+ hours of work a week, we really need to follow the scandinavian model of 32 hours of work a week, with the option of 4 8 hour days or 5 6 hours days. there is 0 benefit to 40 hour work weeks. the world needs to slow down a bit or we'll all burn out.
humanity is so chock-a-block full of good people and it overflows with such positivity. that’s why only bad things show up on the news, because it’s the only thing that’s out of the ordinary.
“turns out there’s just a button [that fixes everything] and all anyone had to do was just push it. and the button was called caring” — paraphrased from @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago
how hard it is to work when you’ve got a novel to finish reading!
quick, everyone go check out @danaenight.northsky.social’s SHEAM www.scribblehub.com/series/15742...
life would be so wonderful so beautiful and free so worth living if we didn’t need to work to eat
Laurie Anderson’s O Superman is haunting. i listen to it and almost can’t stop from crying. the loss is just so heavily conveyed by the melody that i wake feeling i’ve lost my own child to a war somewhere far away. somewhere i can never hope to reach.
“what do you mean? im a functional person.” she said to the person she pays a hefty portion of her meager income to keep the house. “i’m perfectly capable of doing it all” she lied as easily as she breathed. #adhd
rewatching this one to fall asleep to while the cold meds take me to aslake
when you’re on a mission to defeat death itself,
Pathologic: Daniil Dankovsky's Stylized Dance
Alt: Pathologic: Daniil Dankovsky's Fun Steppe Vacation Stylized Dance
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since our attempts to learn spanish something funny happens in our head sometimes: ugh… what was the name of those? in spanish it’s ropas de cama, so that would be clothes of bed. right! “sheets bed!” we say out loud. wait, why is everyone laughing at us?
i am a machine that consumes caffeine and produces terrible jokes. just the worst you’ve ever heard.
lady dragon attacking a town: random villager woman: i can take her her friend: you mean in a fight, right? random villager woman: 😈 her friend: you mean in a fight, right???
love that the last thing @gooseworx.bsky.social did for the tadc fandom was unleash a tidal wave of good-ending jax fanart here and in tumblr. so happy to see just how many people were as emotionally attached to this show as well.
i love that bsky has just been jax fanart for two days. it’s almost enough to heal me from the finale. _almost_
this november will be the 10 year anniversary of the cards against humanity holiday hole livestream. thank you, @cardsagainsthumanity.com it really did live on in our hearts.
desperately waiting for the moment we can give @miamoore.bsky.social our money so we can watch Again Again (i couldn't join the indiegogo)
ai makes you pay per revision, and i think human artists should take note