teaching my puppygirl the ASL for "stupid" so she can tell me when she's nonverbal
at least three
@leastthree.bsky.social
cognitohazard, do not perceive frot around and find out i can count to two still friend, just bitey 🐌
some of you need to learn that talking shit about yourself As A Bit is still affecting your view of yourself
the minimum number of women being in love with you that will actually make you feel loved? five
Me: Goes nonverbal, aggressively signing ‘stupid stupid stupid’ in self chastisement.
i really am fucking up the posting today, good lordt
this is the funniest thing to happen with rocky horror since glee censored the word transsexual but not the word transvestite
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
the "for women to want me" part is an excuse. it's there to hide the real motivation, which is "for other men to be impressed by me" can't say that part out loud cuz it's gay
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
would estrogen have saved doc holliday? no. he had tuberculosis.
the straight man's mind rejects the obvious truth of how hot straight women find a man who appears to be dying of tuberculosis
[flashing red taking damage over time] hey guys whats up
went to the doc for chronic pain got thousands of dollars of tests solutions offered: drink water and exercise i didn't need to spend thousands of dollars to figure that out i already knew that this is a scam
blusky and tiktok both hate queer leftists but they're where we are and every time a queer leftist tries to start a friendly space it goes nowhere ... do we just need a hostile environment to thrive
whenever a zoomer gets into tool or nin or korn or limp bizkit or alice in chains or any other dad rock for millennials I now subconsciously go oh cute what's her name which 30 or 40 year old transsexual woman are you trying to impress
some people think womanhood is all about decisive battles and spectacular charges but those people are wrong. womanhood is all about logistics.
Shirt and sticker orders are open once more through the end of August!!! victoriascott.bigcartel.com/category/tra...
sadistically forcing a tboy pet to refrain from getting top surgery because i enjoy both boobs, and inducing soul-rending dysphoria
i should be able to get an orchi at the vet like my cat did
Oh talking to a computer made you lose touch with reality? Well I did it the old fashioned way: completely fucking up my brain chemistry.