Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️⚧️
@thaddeus.zone
specifically, it's *this* girl's name ⟦ she/her ¦ they/them ⟧ 🏳️⚧️ ⚧️ alignment: chaotic lesbian pro-anarchy & anti-paranoid creature of a lost millennium unionized bookmerchant 1/3 of @animorphscookbook.com hey... you should wear an n95
The pain of cis/hetero girls who grew up with the promise of Jareth and Prince but ended up with nothing to chose from but beardy thumbs in cargo shorts.
lying to a white guy that doesn't care if you live or die is a valuable skill in today's world
would estrogen have saved doc holliday? no. he had tuberculosis.
the straight man's mind rejects the obvious truth of how hot straight women find a man who appears to be dying of tuberculosis
fr every straight woman i dated pre-transition was into me BECAUSE i was gaunt, weird, & moody; cishetero masculine culture refuses to grapple with how many straight women still want to fuck lord byron
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
Wrong hormone. If you want to be attractive to women you need to be injecting the other one.
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
today's soundtrack was really fucking with me: first, as the plane began final descent, the playlist i was listening to hit me with andrew w.k.'s "ready to die" which lasted until JUST after the wheels touched down
on the one hand, airports radiate an intense aura of foreboding... y'know, on account of the plague 😷 on the *other* hand, being on a plane during takeoff fills me with feelings awe & wonder 🥹 we can just... fly that's so cool
some died out, true the rest turned out not to be boys
can’t believe our current all-ages literacy crisis is making me a little nostalgic for the pretentious “we publish experimental poetry chapbooks and have strong opinions on Melville and the 1800s fur trade” Literature Boys of my college years in the late 2000s/early 2010s.
why would you try to sell me just *one* scotch egg? do i look like a child to you!?
upon reflection, i'm not all that worried about the "cut every corner & fuck every worker" class successfully escaping into bunkers i'd prefer they face actual social consequences for their various atrocities, but in the end it's a self-solving problem
As forests burn across the planet and climate collapse accelerates, the ultra-rich are buying their way into the places still left standing. In Montana, billionaires are carving out private refuges in Greater Yellowstone with fortunes tied to deforestation and extraction.
staying at the least expensive airport hotel nearest a waffle house, b/c it's important to have priorities
the reactionary version of the hippocratic oath: first, do more harm.
It was inevitable that reactionary centrists would turn against harm reduction and call for a return to mass incarceration
girl frame won a judge's choice award!! so they said mechsploitation at the ennies!!!!!!!! you can catch the replay on the stream just a few minutes ago www.youtube.com/live/AgHTt_K...
2026 ENNIE Awards Live from GenCon
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can always tell if someone mistakes me for cis on account of how staggered they are by my height
friend in her 20s keeps telling people i'm in my 40s, but it's chill b/c a) i give unlimited grace to dolls on the spectrum and b) everyone is always shocked to a degree that is inherently both complimentary & extremely funny
hrt that puts negative space for hips on the sides of your torso piece
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?
Sorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.
step one completed NEED to proceed to step two
Reject WotC Embrace goth girls.