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Ninjago Serpentine enthusiast

Fun fact: while Ruina Stoneheart's torso could easily be read as an instance of LEGO's notorious female waist printing, Nexo Knights Season 4 reveals that she is actually a thick baddie in a very slutty dress

An image of Ruina Stoneheart, a woman sculpted from bluish stone wearing what appears to be a tight black dress adorned with runes and lightning patterns. Two semicircles of bluish grey seem to evoke a slender waist......but wait! This flashback, depicting a younger, non-petrified Ruina, changes those cutouts from grey to yellow with the rest of her skin, transforming the article from a standard form-fitting black dress to a fully backless little number that exposes her flanks completely.

Most Americans don't want US Military jackboots on the necks of Greenlanders. I would have thought this went without saying, but I guess it must be said-- It is wrong for a country to threaten military action or economic blackmail to seize territory from another nation, especially a treaty ally.

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans' "I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" (via Variety)

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1) Stuart the Mildly Wonderful. 2) Yes, a group powerful wizards known prognosticating future events, and selling their prognostications to the highest bidder, but unwisely crossed their powerful clients.

1) Sorry, no spoilers one way or the other on possible character returns. 2) Just because we haven't seen them in DR doesn't mean characters are missing or dead. The serpentine community in (and under) Ninjago is doing better than ever.