The .gif a Pennsylvania guy sends his girl to let her know it's going down, that night
Hands Pulling Apart a Soft Pretzel
ALT: Hands Pulling Apart a Soft Pretzel
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For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)
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I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics. "The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
Just want to point out that almost every big celebrity became non-political over the past couple years, even though there was so much political destruction by Republicans that it led to yesterday's Blue tidal wave. Never mind campaigning, very few of them had the guts to even pick a side. Fuck them.
Having passionate opinions on the "culture" on Bluesky has to be the biggest loser-shit I've ever heard of, and grows only more so each time I hear about it. Post your fucking drivel and have a chuckle with the buds. Period.
I guess I'm not surprised Trump filled his administration with selections from the country's most evil people, but the fact that he chose the zaniest, most Farrelly Bros. movie-esque fuck-ups and dumbshits from within that demo is maybe a little surprising. It's certainly outside-the-box thinking.
Yeah let’s go ahead and scalp Cornyn who literally can’t lose and run instead, uh, “the biggest fuckhead anyone has ever seen”
TOO LATE, BITCH! We learned our lesson during the Obama years, and we're not going back. We got a taste of Establishment Dem blood in the primaries, then our candidates drove the discourse in a landslide, and now we're thirsty for more. Either fight or get clowned on and primaried, you choads.
MS NOW@ms.now · last wk."The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
Was funny to watch brands, media properties, & institutions think fascist Twitter culture was permanently ascendant & popular on the basis of the 2024 election. “We made Yogi Bear brag about having a ‘more based + higher-IQ physiognomy than the average bear’ & people booed! How could this happen?!?”
Boneless wings are perfect for when you want a worse version of chicken wings but also want an even worse version of fried chicken.
Those is far from important, but I always forget how cute she is.
Ilhan Omar@ilhanmn.bsky.social · 2w ago2 days left to vote. Don’t let fascism win.
I think there's been a vibe shift over the last week, after Trump and Republicans got even weirder and more desperate and the backlash against the Ramaswamy ad really took off. I'm feeling more hopeful, if you're curious (which of course I wouldn't really expect anyone to be).
For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)@leharrumph.bsky.social · 3w agoI get the sinking feeling that the Dems are going to lose all the close Senate races by a couple points. Bad vibes, lately.
Well, unless it happens in the next couple days, I guess I was wrong. Maybe even Trump doesn't have the stones to fake terrorism. I forget he's a coward. He wouldn't have a moral objection, so it would be cowardice or just too few of his sycophants are loyal and/or competent enough to pull it off.
For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)@leharrumph.bsky.social · 4mo agoI think Trump might have his people allow/instigate a big terrorist attack against the US, here or abroad, if he wants to steal the election in November, which of course he does. There's a decent chance he doesn't have the balls or enough loyal sycophants in power to pull it off, but I don't know.
Society is not prepared for the day Taylor Swift announces she's pregnant. Swifties will go into full mania and many will die in rapture. Taylor will share insights into motherhood every step of the way, and her teachings will permeate our every waking hour. Death will become a welcomed respite.
Heads up: James Talarico's fundraising team has enlisted Freddy Kreuger to text us in our dreams, now.
BREAKING: An unprecedented leak of DHS records has exposed details of more than 41,000 employees and contractors, including workers’ cellphone numbers, ICE and CBP facility locations, and members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
Massive Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers—Including Undercover ICE Agents
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
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I get the sinking feeling that the Dems are going to lose all the close Senate races by a couple points. Bad vibes, lately.
I just looked into the future, and it turns out the word is actually going to be: "basketball"
Will ‘sacrifice’ define the Sixers’ season? Depends on who you ask.
After a transformative offseason, the Sixers must quickly blend four players who have been their team's leading scorer and an All-NBA performer to become an immediate championship contender.
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But we would walk out of that movie with the same assurance and clarity as the people leaving the theater at the end of DIGGER. Which is revealed to be not a lot of clarity. Its hard to articulate but I feel like the film gives us a glimpse of ourselves as extras in an apocalyptic period piece
I'm not usually a big contrarian about forcing myself to love movies that the establishment has come out against (e.g. I like Fire Walk With Me, but I don't think it was a misunderstood masterpiece), but I just saw Digger and loved it. I think it's terrific. I don't know what critics didn't like.
talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings
The United States of America elected Donald Trump as its president.
The best evidence we have that we're living in a simulation: It just doesn't seem like Velcro should work as well as it does. Think about it.
The VMA's came on after football, and do young stars not know how to act cool, anymore? Does coolness not play anymore in our hyper-mediated/hyper-self-aware times? Does cool seem phony? And does forced enthusiasm for celeb artifice play as authentic now? Also, the Taylor Swift bit was embarrassing.
“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.
I haven't tried these, yet, but my verdict is Yes.
*brings an iced coffee to a knife fight* Hey guys! [rattles ice] What's going on?