Tonight on Pathfinder the party learned that spirits are immune to being punched in the face but you can still hurt their feelings

Tonight on Pathfinder, the enemy polymorphed the Rogue, but was defeated by the Rogue's cunning strategy: also polymorphing the Rogue

Tonight on Starfinder the Operative used their turns exclusively to destroy the enemy's armor and then their furniture

Tonight on Pathfinder the party faced their most challenging boss on record: small-town politics

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Tonight on Pathfinder no two people are not on fire

Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric cast all 5 Heals, 3x Battle Medicine, Healer's Gloves, and administered 2 potions and all he got was the same number of party members he already had; try contributing something next time sheesh

Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard was the Party Tank and the Guardian didn’t voice any complaints about this

Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian picked up enemies and then threw them back until she found one she liked

Tonight on Pathfinder the Barbarian used Remodeling Slash

Tonight on Pathfinder the party cast every spell they knew how to cast in order to get the Wizard out of the bathroom

Last night on Pathfinder the party achieved a triumph that the rest of their adventure will never be able to live up to: free lunch

Tonight on Starfinder the Daredevil burned nearly to death so he was really ready for a nice hot coffee

Tonight on Pathfinder the Inventor circumvented a haunt by locking the Alchemist and Guardian inside the room with the angry spirit and refusing to let them out until they dealt with it

Tonight on Starfinder the party beat the Final Boss, and then destroyed the boss' body, their computer, their expensive lab, and 1/5 of their planet just for good measure

Tonight on Pathfinder the Swashbuckler got into a horticultural difference of opinion

Tonight on Pathfinder the Inventor didn't have a good vantage point to fire at the enemies but explosions are very good at generating new vantage points

Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard, out of Hero Points and facing a potentially lethal peril, stepped forward and rolled a Natural 20 and I have never heard the entire party cheer with such loud, unbridled triumph

Tonight on Starfinder the Commander and Summoner carefully read and acknowledged all of the security measures and warnings advising them not to go into the Restricted Area and then seemed upset that bad things happened to them when they went into the Restricted Area

Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric and Bard both agreed that Needle Darts can solve pretty much any problem

Tonight on Pathfinder the Investigator paid a handsome fee to sit and sip whiskey while watching the Fighter and Rogue getting viciously stabbed

Tonight on Starfinder the Commander started filling out the checklist of creature types that will explode if filled with boosted plasma shots

Tonight on Pathfinder Quest the Rogue was blasted down a hill, but the Cleric was waiting there to heal him so he could run back up and stab the monster, but then he was blasted down a hill, but the Cleric was waiting there to heal him so he could run back up and stab the monster, but then he was bl

I have written press releases for 15 years. It's one of the fundamental processes I do as a PR person. When I write them, I always add some dumb jokes. Age of Wonders adding owlkin? "Paradox Interactive, a publisher whose games are a real hoot" Remastered game? "a publisher of remasterpieces" 1/x

Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy made a solemn pledge to "never war again"

Tonight on Pathfinder the Alchemist snatched the enemy caster’s terrifying magic staff away so the enemy cast “bite nose”

Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric hit the boss with the cleansing light of the sun, and also the cleansing light of the moon which is really just the cleansing light of the sun with more steps if you think about it

Tonight on Pathfinder the Summoner and the Swashbuckler got into a fight over who was better friends with the whispering demonic voices

Tonight on Starfinder the Luminary tried to give a Kalo-inspired dance leotard to a Hellknight Captain