that isn't the last vestige of a long fallen people whose great power can only be guessed at from what still remains! that's my wife !
Leo leventhot
@leoleventhal.bsky.social
A pornographic and difficult woman
gigabit internet speeds for the price of a dog's life. sorry, a cup of coffee. im sorry, im- i have no idea why i said that haha its the price of a cup of coffee. sorry
Finding a cute dress and then seeing the size: 4??? What am I ? The itsy bitsy spider????
gonna ask my surgeon for a knurled grip on my clitoral hood for an easier time getting a tight fit while still being able to loosen without having to us a toothed plier which can cause serious wear after a relatively short period of time which the warranty often doesnt cover
i like crypt keeper in his "90s leading man who takes himself way to seriously doing an interview in the lead up to a flop" drip
“I’m gonna go read outside for a bit”: eight words beautiful women are always saying
We all love to clown on his ass for it but where is the lie in gene wolfe’s obsessjon w giant strong women who could and might kill your ass
When someone cuts you off crazy when you’re driving the bus and u pull up next to them at the light to see who did that and it’s a gorgeous, shaved head, tatty blasted dyke w gauged ears
If it ain’t a freak toiling in relative obscurity toward some inscrutable goal then honey miss me with that
i am the transsexual Cadmium Christ (Cadmium Christ is a character I've invented who is like a cissexual me)
Damn dawg this shit is veritable. Mad veritable, big man
Sorry there isn’t a good rhyme so I can never remember, rapidly and prematurely darkening sky: sailors delight or sailor take warning? Is that one a delight or a take warning? Which is it ? I can never remember. Delight ? Take warning ? The sky darling, both Rapidly and prematurely, delight ? Or tak
if they make me work today im gonna- *finger to ear* yes? uh huh. is that so? of course as i was saying: in many ways to job is to queer your free time
if i had a dad would he walk like this (i hunch over, one eye closed, hold up a finger like a hook while i hobble around) or like this (i run to the kitchen phone, breathing heavy, brow knit, im too distraught i cant remember where i wrote down the number of my daughter's school so i dial 911)
every time my friends tell me a French movie is good I’m like Charlie Brown with the football
THE HUMBLE TORTOISE RACING THE HARE: Slow and steady wins the race ! THE HARE: I'm gonna call this girl a brick when this is over
My green tea be on that That bitch ain’t for nothing When they say something They’ll leave your ass open!
Leo leventhot@leoleventhal.bsky.social · 2w agoThought up a jingle for ito en unsweetened green tea (To the tune of B.o.n. By king Louie) Leo loves ito en Talking unsweetened green tea! Hope I don’t catch a body Drinking unsweetened green tea!
Hey guys ! I'm sooo excited to finally share that The Boston Strangler asked me to write a long form piece for them about the viral 'cum game' and how its roots actually stretch all the way back through the Suck Forums of the early internet, to 'Dandy Wags' of the late 1800s :)
what's crazy is they invented a new kind of cola that omits violence from your understanding. yeah like from your perception kinda like violence isnt in your purview while you drink this new cola. what? no, no my dad was from atlanta i grew up in fon du lac, never actually been to georgia
Thought up a jingle for ito en unsweetened green tea (To the tune of B.o.n. By king Louie) Leo loves ito en Talking unsweetened green tea! Hope I don’t catch a body Drinking unsweetened green tea!
POV no matter how many allegations pile up against ur pinky he still seems weirdly welcome in ur midsized Midwest towns hardcore scene that he aged out of 15 years ago
Everyone look at this drawing Sarah did of me for their job :’) I love it so much
My coworkers keep talking about how they’re getting in fights w customers/other operators but for me passengers just keep telling me I’m really beautiful ? An older woman told me my thighs look really good ? Another woman did a double take when she saw me and said “WOW you’re cute” ?