Telling my co-workers a part of our building is haunted to explain the smelly bathroom that someone that was totally not me made
Leo Mairena
@leotheironrock.bsky.social
Actor and kinda/sorta chef. Following me is like following paint dry.
That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do.
Christ, even I haven't disrespected cops this much, and I TRY EVERYDAY
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d agolmao awesome
One of the biggest shifts from overwhelming joy to utter sadness was attending the first AEW Dynamite show 7 years ago, having a drink at a bar, and then finding out Kim Shattuck died youtu.be/hZc7KmkIm9Q?...
The Muffs - Don't Pick On Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by Martin Debaser
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There's a special place in Hell for people who leave sunflower seed shells on the floor of public transportation
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
Literally cleared 3 people out of the bar last night when I said the Commanders old name was racist and I'll continue to do so
Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 6d ago
This is fucking devastating. PAC was in the main event of the first wrestling show I ever watched. I have always loved him, as a talent, and never heard a bad word about him in the industry. Fuck, man. Deepest of condolences to his family and loved ones.
Warren Hayes@mrwarrenhayes.show · last wk.What WHAT
Kinda sucks that I grew up reading Encyclopedia Brown and Sherlock Holmes stories thinking how I kinda wanted to be a detective growing up, but fuck being a cop
I get waaaaay too many random weirdos for simply working in a museum, man. Plus, its FOOTBALL SUNDAY! GO WATCH FOOTBALL!
Stuck at work, no football, Horror Punk will get me through youtu.be/aQu05Kw-gdY?...
The Spookshow - Send Me An Angel
YouTube video by DrunkShit
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i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
NOW: Hundreds in New York have blocked the streets outside Netanyahu's speech to the U.N. This war criminal should be in the Hague, not the General Assembly.
(Grampa Leo voice) Put one or two of these in your coffee mug before pouring your coffee into it
Cheryl Lynn Eaton@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 2w agoLet me show you something Boomers were 100% right about:
