Lewis Chandler
@lewischandler.bsky.social
Actor. Non-professional Jenna Maroney impersonator. My twitter account was stolen by a porn bot June 2024, now I’m here.
why is this photo of me and my dad giving sitting president and upstart homosexual diplomat
can’t believe somebody, somewhere, FINALLY decided to explore the story of The Beatles! What took them so long??
spent 2 minutes having to explain WHAT BRIDGET JONES IS to my gen z colleagues this morning
gaga got on the mic for abracadabra and gave us treguna mekoides trecorum statis CVNT
going to three birthday celebrations over this weekend but still on dry jan
how it feels every time I flick my big winter scarf™ over my shoulder
sorry but I spent 20 minutes this morning diligently stirring porridge on the hob like some fairytale bear on the proviso that it would keep me full until lunchtime, it’s 9:45 and I am RAVENOUS whomst do I blame for this? WHOMST
it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
first gym session of the year tonight after 3 weeks off
back in the office, you can tell it’s january because there’s packets of rice cakes EVERYWHERE
humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors
happy new year from the oldest student at shiz university and his inexplicably younger looking oz sugar daddy
going into 2025 saying ‘new year, new me!’ and ‘I’m doing dry jan!’ with no intention of doing or changing anything
two yorkshire puddings, filled with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, mayo, horseradish and cranberry sauce. I WIN LEFTOVERS.
Merry Christmas from your favourite secondary school history teacher who in his spare time enjoys using his metal detector at the beach, collecting vintage train timetables, and who, you discover years later via hometown grindr, is into pup play.
this justin baldoni/blake lively episode of who? weekly is FASCINATING
made mum one (1) margarita and since then we’ve been treated to a full stand up routine, tearful reminiscences of dead relatives and hysterical laughter - christmas baby!
getting so close to my favourite part of the season, oomfs secretly rich family home reveals on socials! kitchen islands! a front room AND a sitting room! both with trees! is that an aga?!!
of course, hair suddenly decides to behave on the day it’s getting cut……too late pal!!
