Beelzetrice 🏳️⚧️
@ifneedbee.bsky.social
Bee/Beatrice | she/her | 34 | CT bimbo punk trans girl 🔞 Queer, t4t, disabled, AuDHD
thinking about converting back to christianity just so I can disappoint god again by becoming an atheist again
playing "here comes the airplane!" but I'm just holding a lit bowl
bumper sticker that says "my dog is a beagle scout"
And don't think you don't have power, either. Recent surveys show trans people may be as high as 2% of the population, and up to 5% if you include gender-expansive categories, and we have family members and allies. Many elections are decided by a single percentage point. We have power here.
acapella group made up of carpenters called "Mortise and Tenor"
“Benson’s gonna be so mad when he finds out we spent all day smoking mids and jorkin it to hentai instead of working.” “These are not mids!! This is some hardcore shit!!” “Dude, they’re mids.”
opening a taxidermy booth called "baculum spectaculum"
Trans Women 🤝 Fat Women Having to constantly survive being in a vortex between other people's desire and their shame
Last week marked 5 years since I started hormones 🩷 This is such a huge personal milestone, and I've changed so much in the last 5 years, chemically, physically, mentally, and emotionally that it's hard to wrap my head around. I love the person I get to be and continue to become
Divigel™️: The Hand Sanitizer that Gives You Tits
It’s cool being trans because even though we have a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch us they will kill us - but first they must catch us. We’re cunning and full of tricks, and our people will never be destroyed.
im sorry if this offends but i believe that you are in fact capable of learning new things, improving your skills, becoming a better person, and having a happier life than you currently do.
Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven: these were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient - the Fire Nation.
I do genuinely want to put on an all-trans production of Annie called “Trans Annie.” The tagline will be “what did you think we were gonna call it?”
perhaps I will have a hypomanic episode. as a treat
I've cursed myself by saying this and I'm gonna be stupid busy the rest of the day
Beelzetrice 🏳️⚧️@ifneedbee.bsky.social · 3mo agoI like what I do for work but I don't like the fact that a non insignificant part of my day is spent watching paint dry
I like what I do for work but I don't like the fact that a non insignificant part of my day is spent watching paint dry
“I don’t excuse her actions” is actually such a wild thing to say about a fictional character. Gang the actions were made up, they exist to further the narrative. What are we even talking about?
I smoked the weed that makes you think oh I bet I would play guitar really good rn
