how i look at an acolyte after they cause a rapid onset of gender dysphoria in their peer group :)

lexi ❤@lexi.fyi · 8h ago

⚧️ I hope you have been meeting your quotas, acolytes.

are you feeling okay babe? you've barely slapped my ass

oh so now we're canceling people just for *checks notes* just for...um *checks notes again* fuck hold on *drops notes on the floor* oh shit I'm sorry!! *starts crying*

i can be kinda dumb, so nowadays i have just two simple rules when it comes to relationships: 1. make lexi cry? that's not gonna fly. 2. make lexi smile? you pass the trial!

⚧️ I hope you have been meeting your quotas, acolytes.

HINT: 🍇Grapes can be ❄️Frozen to create an icy treat.

i like looking at what lists i'm on because it's like: • favorite mutuals • good posters • people who are cool • radfem blocklist

of course i'm in love with her. she's fun, she's beautiful, and she watches TV with me

when ppl like or repost my bleets btw it is a fun and exciting experience for me i feel very popular and interesting

i'm trying to cut back on sweets but, tbh, all i want right now is a girl with deep jawbreaker eyes, red rope hair... gumdrop lips... c-cotton candy thighs... 🍬‼️

love isn't for cowards. sometimes you have to put it all on the line to be with the person you love. not me though. i abhor gambling in any form

even if every follower knew my girlfriend's name, i would still refer to her as "my girlfriend" in all of my posts because i think it sounds funnier

finally installed my girlfriend on my phone. any other good girls i should download?

"post your worst draft" okay? that's what i always do on here

‼️BREAKFAST UPDATE‼️ I am now drinking «🌿 Peppermint Tea» × 1 with each of my breakfasts and finding the experience pleasant.

any other ruff 'n' tuff girls wanna wrestle to see who's boss? hmph!! i bet i could take you!

lexi ❤@lexi.fyi · 2d ago

do i look tuff? do i seem ruff to you? 😤

my girlfriend is away for the evening. i have the place all to myself. maybe you could come over, so i don't get lonely?

as a beginner, i've so far stuck to the basics of grape consumption (so as not to overwhelm myself) but i think i'm finally ready to broaden my experience. i will therefore be purchasing two pounds each of so-called “Cotton Candy” and “Gum Drop” grapes. i will post my thoughts on both varieties soon

i don't get out much. i can only afford one bra that fits, and i don't want to have to wash it all the time

squishing and kneading a borax water solution into my new slime girlfriend's body so she doesn't stick to all the surfaces in my apartment. i'm not complaining though!! it feels nice tbh, hehe :)

do i look tuff? do i seem ruff to you? 😤

as a skeptic of mortality, i've always suspected that this place might be haunted

bringing my girlfriend a delicious home-cooked meal and then quietly excusing myself so she can continue her long distance gaming date 😊

i'm just a Eureka Seven girl, living in a Warhound world 😔

I've depicted you taking the form of the chud duck, while I depict myself as the delicate yet powerful swan

putting something on the TV to distract me from my phone so i can better focus on my laptop

hey, i'm going through a tough time today, and i could really use some words of support (i ran out of grapes)

i don't *think* i was weird to anyone, but i have the «Made over 30 replies yesterday» label, which is a lot more than i can recall writing 😅

lexi ❤@lexi.fyi · 4d ago

i used to hide my phone when i did mushrooms. it's probably fine that I didn't this time ^_^

did so many chores that i have recaptured the moral high ground in the relationship. now my girlfriend has to pay attention to me when a whine again!!

realizing that a mutual replied to your post days ago but you missed the notification, accidentally ignoring them, is the worst possible feeling anyone can experience