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alex 🏖️
@paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net
angel without wings :: she/her
dont be so hard on urself!! nobody is perfect!! i am perfect
38 year olds just think everyone else on bsky is 38 because they havent learned theory of mind yet
just saw someone say "no the ram shouldnt cost that much idk why ur estimate is so high" and cite gemini for price data lmao
if you're on windows you should open device manager and uninstall your cpu go do it now #bskytips
if you're on windows and just have like realtek audio or something you should uninstall the realtek driver and just use the generic windows hd audio drivers #feditips
wait polonius isn't stable yet?? i literally remember reading about it in 2018
computers are great because you can be like hi computer why did the program crash and computer will be like oh yea it crashed due to 6
whenever im sad i remember that im hot and whenever im not hot i remember that i will be later
haha you fool. youre about to find out why the us doesnt have free healthcare >:) *i pull out a poster board detailing the various political and cultural obstacles facing free healthcare in the us*
(person abt to be thrown out of the skyscraper voice) what if we all tried giving a shit
btw we are all being agentic right? management asked me to double-check
im going undercover as a walnut to secretly explore the grocery store
btw 1 is short for 00000000000000000000000000000000001
ok well apparently there is an orange taco cheeto in the white house!! just found out abt this am i the only one
when ppl like or repost my bleets btw it is a fun and exciting experience for me i feel very popular and interesting